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clownsareevil
May 21st, 2003, 11:57 AM
Unlike Rodney here, i am coulrophobic, and i hate clowns aswell, it all started on an early age birthday
I may have been 4, maybee 5, and it was my bnirthday. Our family went to pizza hut and like every other kid, was overjoyed to recieve presents. A clown came and was saying happy bithday. The moment i saw this monsterous beast, i burst out in histaric tears. it cam towars me saying wat's the matter little girl, and i was screaming SO load, it was the most terrible thing that has ever happend to me I right now i am 14 years old and still terrifyed of clowns. Some people make fun, but thats alright:( i just cant stand them
saratoosexy
May 23rd, 2003, 05:42 PM
That's a really sad story. They should all die. Stupid bastards.
Love,
Sara
Man_From_UNCLE
May 25th, 2003, 06:55 PM
The clown-scum shall be purged from society... :lol:
Fire Bip
May 26th, 2003, 09:14 AM
That must have been a mind altering experience, (BUT YOU SURVIVED!!) thou art truly the stronger of the two
Larry
May 26th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Clowns are scum. There should be an open season on clowns with a bounty on their heads. :x
ClwnHatinCanuck
May 29th, 2003, 07:12 PM
Proof that a birthday clown's only purpose is to ruin your party.
Larry
May 29th, 2003, 11:04 PM
Proof that a birthday clown's only purpose is to ruin your party. Or to molest innocent children :o
Lab Rat #11
May 30th, 2003, 06:06 AM
Remember, Whatever you do, Never! Never!
Follow a clown to their home.
Clownicide
May 30th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Remember, Whatever you do, Never! Never!
Follow a clown to their home.
unless yer packing
Larry
May 30th, 2003, 09:46 PM
Remember, Whatever you do, Never! Never!
Follow a clown to their home.
unless yer packing Then you can take his clown a$$ out in his ow :x n crib, big top or whatever a clown lives in.
Larry
May 30th, 2003, 09:47 PM
Remember, Whatever you do, Never! Never!
Follow a clown to their home.
unless yer packing Then you can take his clown a$$ out in his ow :x n crib, big top or whatever a clown lives in.
clownsareevil
May 31st, 2003, 07:08 AM
at least i didnt get molested. i love this grup because we all are here for the same thing :wink: i think i am the youngest tho :(
ClwnHatinCanuck
May 31st, 2003, 03:58 PM
When we switched to Windows XP, my dad thought it would be a laugh to put this absolutely hideous clown as my desktop wallpaper. The thing took up the whole screen. I nearly fell out of my chair... :shock:
Larry
May 31st, 2003, 10:03 PM
Your father should realize that could have really screwed you up. I think parents can go to prison for stuff like that. :P
Man_From_UNCLE
June 2nd, 2003, 05:37 AM
Then you can take his clown a$$ out in his ow :x n crib, big top or whatever a clown lives in.
That would be a cesspool...
Uncle_Elvis
June 17th, 2003, 07:52 AM
I have a lot of clown stories..but here is one that happened two years ago..
Every year for July 4t, the small town of Boulder City, Nevada has the good old American Small Town Fourth of July Parade...It truly is a wonderful affair. Boulder City is the town that was built to house the workers who built the Hoover Dam. It is small town America..the only thing it is missing is 57 Chevys and Andy Griffith walking the streets.
For July 4th 2002, I took a couple of my friends, Lisa and Erica, to come with me and my roomie to the parade. We sat and watched and watched..and enjoyed ourselves..
Then the clowns came down the street..
The Walking clowns..the bicycle clowns...the clowns in the little cars...
Lisa had never understood my feelings towards Clowns, so imagine her surprise when one of them decided to drive his little car over to RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHERE WE WERE STANDING, and talk to a little girl.
I dived behind a stone wall..
Lisa said that he pulled the car up, and looked at the little girl, and said, "Helllllooooooooo little girl, whats YOUR name?"...
And at that moment Lisa said she no longer saw a "clown" clown, but a pedophile in clown gear...
He quickly drove off in search of new prey because the little girl got scared, and I came up from behind the wall...after the clowns passed...and Lisa looked at me, and in a plain voice said.
"Now I understand HOW, and WHY you feel that way.."
She's never liked clowns since..
klownsniper
June 24th, 2003, 06:55 AM
Wipe clowns from the earth with (any screen savers i might add)
klownsniper
June 24th, 2003, 09:40 AM
I don't care what they live in, kill 'em all
clowns arent funny
June 26th, 2003, 02:07 PM
surest way to ruin any type of party,is to bring a clown
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King_Louie
June 26th, 2003, 02:18 PM
You can say that again...
:o