They're following me...

[simienne]

My apartment block got wrecked in an enormous thunderstorm the other night. Drains flooded. Fragrant. In amongst the Red Cross vans and the Disaster Relief trucks (I'm not kidding), there was a bloody CLOWN!!! Why was there a clown? To cheer up the children of the water-sodden apartments...
And to scare the pants off the coulrophobic that also tries to live there... :(

This is too scary. You can imagine my reaction when returning home from work to be greeted by a begreasepainted grinning minion of Satan. Now I'm scared to go out of my flat. What if he's lurking in the bushes after he's finished his day shift with the modelling balloons?

:cry:

[King_Louie]

Clowns are drawn to disaster. It makes their targets weak. Feeling down and sad, they try to cheer you up using balloon animals. (Yeah, like that helps) But sometimes it works. Then they're able to kidnap a young child from it's parents... Just awful...

:o

[simienne]

What IS it with balloon animals? I don't get it! And why are they near my flat? Hurumph.

[King_Louie]

Simple. Cause clowns were getting defeated as children when they dried to hurt an animal! They tried to burn an ant with a magnifying glass, the ant called his friends and they bit the clown. Tried to annoy a dog, dog bit them in the leg. See? That's why they make balloon animals! Those don't fight back! :D

[simienne]

You might have a point.
I always thought it was a bit of a fetish...

[King_Louie]

I always thought it was a bit of a fetish...
Uhm... scary thought... :? No more x-rated television for you! :D

:o

[simienne]

Yes, THANK YOU, Louie! :D
Not MY fetish, you idiot - the clowns'!
Oh nevermind!
;)

[King_Louie]

Not MY fetish, you idiot - the clowns'!
I got that! Jeez, if balloon animals was your fetish, I wouldn't even talk to you! :D

:o

[simienne]

A fair point, well made. ;)

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol ya know u two- this convo so far has been VERY interesting...fetishes, x-rated tv... odd range dontcha think? :wink: anyhoo- i hate balloon animals. ESPECIALLY when they're hats at the same time.. eek...

[King_Louie]

Animals should not be on your head. Look at bats, people always start screaming when there's a bat in their hair! Balloon bats. Now there's a scary thought! :shock:

:o

[simienne]

I can't wait for Hallowe'en... :(

[bladen'kerst]

:P I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

:P I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for haloween either. I have interesting memories from last Haloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[bladen'kerst]

I can't wait for haloween either. I have interesting memories from last Haloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?

[simienne]

Crikey! Don't say that! Generations of clowns... Boo. :(

[DownWithTheClowns]

thats kinda odd... i wore that same shirt last halloween too....and got weird, mean looks from a guy who was passin out candy and was dressed up as a clown..wow.... lol

[DownWithTheClowns]

thats kinda odd... i wore that same shirt last halloween too....and got weird, mean looks from a guy who was passin out candy and was dressed up as a clown..wow.... lol

[simienne]

Clowns have no right to look at you that way. Especially not on Hallowe'en! I shall be wearing my t-shirt that night as well...

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol. this year... i duno what im gonna wear yet...hm..

[simienne]

My best mate suggested that I try to face my coulrophobia by going to a Hallowe'en party AS A CLOWN! When I turned white, she offered to dress up as one. I think her heart's in the right place, but...

[I_Kill_Clowns]

Dude if your shirt came from Hot Topic then whoo! I have the same shirt as you!

[DownWithTheClowns]

WHOOHOO!!!! yeah that's where i got it. well. technically i stole it from my bro who got it for a present from someone who got it at hot topic but hey, same diff. right?

yes yes, Hot Topic is the best store! lol :lol:

[King_Louie]

No, Thinkgeek.com is. I've tricked many system operators with my 'STAFF: NETWORK SECURITY' shirt... Hehehe... :lol:

[DownWithTheClowns]

oh hush u!!!

i mean the best store like a physical store lol. like in, say, a mall?! haha

[simienne]

Louie doesn't do malls. He can only handle cyberspace...

[Nauseous]

:) Ouch..

[King_Louie]

Malls? Where have you been the last 5 years?

I shop online! 8)

No whining shopb!tches with their irritating 'Can I help you?', no more 'discountcards' or any other kind of shop related crap. Just a virtual basket you can fill with amazing stuff and have it delivered at your front door by Mr. UPS.

Sorry, I'm very pissed off at the moment and talking about shops does not improve my mood.

[DownWithTheClowns]

O.o in a bad mood?eek... not good :(

anywho- the ppl down here in sc at teh malls dont act like that so :P lol

[simienne]

I hate malls. They're too big. And the lights hurt my head. And they're full of screaming white trash kids. ;) Online shopping is great, but sometimes, only a physical shop will do! :)

[King_Louie]

Almost everything I've bought the last 3 years, was online. I just hate having to go to a shop, talking to retarted salespeople... :evil:

[Klowniesrduhhka]

ok gettin a bit old