Clown ideas??

[bladen'kerst]

I'm writing a book currently (yes, i have ideas and everything...) Want a cool way for the evil clowns in my book to kill their victims, figured, what better place than here to find one! Suggestions...?[/b]

[Wicked-Jester]

1.) tie the victim to a ceiling fan and the clown will kick it in the gut until its legs fall off

2.) Have the clown rip out the victims toungue and staple it to the victims forehead

3.) Clown skins a victims face off with sandpaper

4.) Clown angrily tears out victims adamsapple with a pair of scissors

5.) Clown severs victims head and shoves it back down the victims bloody neck stump

6.) Clown rips out victims intestines with a 9 inch nail

7.) Clown holds victims face in an oven until it goes black and then repeatedly beats the victim over the head with a sledgehammer

etc etc etc.... blah blah blah...

[twaml]

Presuming you're wanting clown-related murders, I'd say variations on typical antics, such as putting on a bizarrely entertaining show then throwing a bucketful of acid on the victim

[Man_From_UNCLE]

I'm not going to help any bloody clown or clown-lover with any such project... :x

[simienne]

i am with mfu on this one.

[clowns arent funny]

Yeah what MFU & simienne said.

[Man_From_UNCLE]

They should try the Jerk de Soleil website for sick ideas like that... :P