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Dislike clowns
August 25th, 2003, 12:41 PM
Reading some stuff on the board from somebody made me think about something this horrible. So, I came up with this really stupid and horrible question.
Hopefully this will NEVER happen to anybody. I just wondered what action you would probably take if it did.
So, if your 'one' says that they're a clown (fulltime, parttime, closeted thing). What would you do?
I know that it's probably automatically a DTMF thing. But you might think it's worth staying together despite their clownieness.
Nauseous
August 25th, 2003, 02:35 PM
whew! i thought we lost you for a second there!
Dislike clowns
August 25th, 2003, 11:37 PM
You thought you'd lost me? :(
I just heard somebody mention boyfriend and clown together in the same sentense on here a while ago and wondered what everyone would do.
I'm kinda suprised about the current results so far though! The first 4 votes: 1 for Accept anyway, 3 for Make them stop. I'd thought more would react more like: 'Dump The Mother Facker' or 'Ditch The Bl!tch'.
:o SCM :o
simienne
August 26th, 2003, 07:24 AM
If my boyfriend became a clown, he'd promptly be an ex.
ClownsScareMe2Death
August 26th, 2003, 04:12 PM
He'd have to stop, or he'd be history. No questions asked. **shudder**
King_Louie
August 27th, 2003, 12:02 AM
I'd be so happy if I had a girlfriend, I probably wouldn't care...
Yes, I know, 2 words: Anti Social. :(
Dislike clowns
August 27th, 2003, 12:41 AM
KL,
Don't feel bad, you are not alone. Up until a year ago, I was the same way. I agree, girls ARE scary. Especially the intellegent, nice, pretty ones with great personalities.
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I think I could probably accept it from my girlfriend, but I know I would be like "You can wear either the greasepaint, the nose, or the clothes around me; but not all 3!!"
Knowing my luck, I'd end up with some bizzare clown fetish or something just as icky.
What Would Freud Say?
simienne
August 27th, 2003, 09:08 AM
Frued would say:
"Zis probably goez bek to your childhoodt".
King_Louie
August 27th, 2003, 12:25 PM
I think I'm the one who's scary... :D
simienne
August 27th, 2003, 04:33 PM
I agree, girls ARE scary. Especially the intellegent, nice, pretty ones with great personalities.-
Raaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
I am scary! Hehehe. :D
Man_From_UNCLE
September 13th, 2003, 05:00 PM
Make'em stop clowning :!:
I could NEVER become pro-clown :!: :evil:
clownophobic
December 28th, 2003, 03:03 PM
I would have to leave him immediately! Just the thought that he ever even wanted to be a clown is enough to turn my stomach!!
clowns arent funny
December 28th, 2003, 03:31 PM
just thinking of face grease smeared everywhere,makes my stomach turn
Chris
cLoWnSaReFrEAKS
January 1st, 2004, 04:51 PM
Yeah with my luck If I had a boyfriend he would take me to his apartment with the lights off say to me wait here and return in full outfit I would slap him and "you f' freak You know or don't you you f' jerk" and leave and slam the door on his face and then he would know and haunt me till I kicked him instead of slaping him