The Clown Movies Post

[Dislike clowns]

CL0WN movies. I don't care if they're good, bad, indifferent, lame, or p!ss your pants scary. List 'em. It doesn't have to be *about* clowns, as long as it has one it in somewhere. If it has any, list it.

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House of a Thousand Corpses .......... (Clowns and mass murder)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space ......... (B-rate sci-fi)

IT ...................................................... (Based on Stephen King book)

Batman ............................................. (All of them I could think of have them)

Death to Smoochy ............................ (???)

Parenthood ...................................... (???)

Octopussy ........................................ (James Bond in greasepaint)

Nightmare Before Christmas ............. (Excellent story despite a cl0wn's occasional appearance)


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10 SC Points if you can name this quote:
:arrow: "I am the cl0wn with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone in a trace"

[Rodney]

Poltergeist - I'm pretty sure there's a scary clown there

Quick Change - Bill Murray plays a clown that robs a bank.

Clownophobia - a short documentary about one woman's coulrophobia (with a small guest appearance by yours truly :D )

[witchiepoo]

10 SC Points if you can name this quote:
:arrow: "I am the cl0wn with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone in a trace"


THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

.......

CLOWN
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

SECOND GHOUL
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair

OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

.......

http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Balcony/5705/Nightmare.html

[Dusty]

Gacy- John Wayne Gacy movie.

[clownsareevil]

i knew that nightmare before christmas one, i havent seen that movie in FOREVER probably cuz there was a clown *shudders*

[Larry]

Poltergist was the worst, were the clown doll tried to pull the kid under the bed. I still sleep with a 9MM because of that film. If something tries to pull me under the bed I will pop a hollow point in his clown a$$ :!:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Clownophobia - a short documentary about one woman's coulrophobia (with a small guest appearance by yours truly :D )

Is there a way for the rest of us to view this short?

[Rodney]

I have a VHS copy and I'm working on getting a digital copy so I can post it online. It also stars Ouchy the Clown!

:o

[witchiepoo]

Ouchy the Clown!? Well, at least he admits that he's dangerous...

But Ouchy!? That's a crap name even for a clown!

[Dislike clowns]

Wasn't ouchy the S&M clown? I think SicMan was the first to bring news of this to the old boards.

*has nightmares about the thought of that* :(

:o

[King_Louie]

in almost every movie starring a clown, it's evil (of course, there are no other clows). and still there are people out there hiring these sick, twisted, flaws of nature to entertain (read: scaring the shit out of) their children.

it's a crazy world... :o

[ClwnHatinCanuck]

The Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison has a clown in it. Scary thing is that he comes back to life during a song despite falling off stilts halfway through the movie.

"Hey! Kids! I bet you thought I was dead...
But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemmorhage in my heeeeaaad!!!"
*Stupid clown laugh*

[Parallax]

Clowns tick me off, especially the psycho clown in the 1989 movie "Batman", ie The Joker and his mimes. :evil: Next time I see a mime, I'm gonna bust his chops!!

[Zed]

what do you think about patch adams?

[Parallax]

Patch Adams is the ONLY exception I'll make when it comes down to clowns. At least Patch Adams is a REAL doctor who uses laughter as part of the healing process. The other clowns deserve to meet a REALLY pissed off Terminator! :twisted:

[klownsniper]

kill 'em all

[toons]

I haven't seen this movie, but Vulgar made by friends of Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma) actually has a clown being raped Deliverance style! Man, if you think clowns are scary- just think about one naked and probed! :shock:

The scariest one of all has got to be the Poltergiest clown! I do laugh a bit now when I see it because of Scary Movie (or was it Scary Movie 2)

Oh, has anyone mentioned Shakes the Clown?

[toons]

Oh, man- I forgot about an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Zander had his fear of clowns come to life!

[Dislike clowns]

Toons,

I knew View Askew had Vulgar the Clown (the cartoon at the begining of all the movies) but I didn't know it had it's own thing.

Scary Movie 2. They were in the haunted house thing, and the clown wanted to rape the killer gay/bi guy from the first one.

[ClownsScareMe2Death]

I rented Rob Zombie's HOUSE OF 1000 CORPES last weekend. The clown at the beginning was so creepy that we had to turn it off. Five minutes later I was still in tears. The next day we tried watching it again. After seeing all the other demented crap in that movie, the clown was quite tame. I now question Rob Zombie's sanity.

[Dislike clowns]

I saw House of 1,000 Corpses in theater the weekend it came out. That's such a messed up movie! :) And it shows clowns as bad. It was kinda predictable, but I loved the ending. I didn't quite get the whole red-neck tie in, but it was much better than I'd expected out of clown horror.


Quit looking at me that way! My girlfriend has a thing for horror movies, and I was wearing an IHC shirt to it.

:o SCM :o

[Nauseous]

Hehe :P ain't nothin wrong with seeing a movie. anyways, Rob Zombie is the cewlest, and is sort of sexy in a creepy demented way. everyone i know says i have the worst taste in guys that is humanly possible and, i don't know, i'm beginning to believe them :D especially after seeing that movie

[simienne]

Is he the hairy man with the floppy hat?

[DownWithTheClowns]

hey now, back offa Rob Zombie! he's kick a$$ lol. he's so frickin cool lol. anyhow, i wanna see that movie, jus dint know there was clowns.. eek *hides under her table with her lil 500w flashlight*

[King_Louie]

Who the f*ck is Rob Zombie? :?


I'm from Holland, remember... :wink:

[simienne]

No, DWTC, that was a genuine question :lol: IS Rob Zombie the hairy man with the floppy hat?! Cos, like Louie, I am not actually sure who he is, but I thought I recognised the name from some tv show recently...

I am guessing he indeed IS the hairy man with the floppy hat...

[King_Louie]

I am guessing he indeed IS the hairy man with the floppy hat...
You gotta be more specific, cause again, I live in Holland remember? :D

[simienne]

I don't know any more than that, Louie! Someone explain. All I know is he's hairy with a floppy hat! Hahahahaha.

[King_Louie]

Uhm, Rob Zombie appears to be an artist of some kind.

http://www.RobZombie.com

[simienne]

I think he's a director. Not sure. Where were we going with this again? :D

[DownWithTheClowns]

LOL

i duno where WERE we goin with this?

[simienne]

I forget. I believe you and Nauseous think he's cool. I assume he's not a clown? :D

[DownWithTheClowns]

not to my knowledge! :D

[simienne]

I wonder what a movie made by a clown would look like? Would it be a horror, or would it be some arty attempt full of talking balloon animals and big shoes?

Hhmmmm....

[DownWithTheClowns]

actually, i know.

i was at a friends house the other day and we saw "Big money Hustlers" made by *shock* ICP. it did have them in it, but i dont see them as bad clowns coz they dont have big shoes or weird clothes or anythign like that. it was an... odd movie. but it was (surprisingly) funny

^^^helping my fear of clowns go away! whoohoo!

[simienne]

No clowns are good clowns. But you're clearly on the mend if you're able to make comments like that! Way-hey! Good work! :) Let's hope some of it rubs off on me... :)

[DownWithTheClowns]

heehee

GO ME!!

and good luck to ya :wink:

[simienne]

Thanks! :D I can do it. I can. No, really....
But you're ace, my friend. Go you indeed! :D

[DownWithTheClowns]

LOL

thank you! *curtsies* << i havent done that inna WHILE!!

[simienne]

Oh, you're a sweetie! ;) Not too many people curtsy these days. But there's probably a reason for that! Hahaha!

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol

i dont curtsy in real life haha. just on here.

plus if i do that, maybe it'll get the point across to newbies that i'm a SHE and not a HE

[simienne]

Haha, nice. Mind you, I am sure there are a few HEs that might curtsy round here! KIDDING! :D
DWTC is a girl everybody! Got that? Oh good! :)

[DownWithTheClowns]

O.o i hope not. Ick. actually, im just kiddin. people are how they wanna be and that's their RIGHT! (lol i feel all like someone at a rally LOL) im sorry, im a loser :oops: ignore me

[pimptress6944053]

killjoy.......................... its creepy
scarymovie2 .................has a clown that has sharpteeth
:o

[clownRdevious]

Shakes The Clown- actually very funny

Spawn- John Leguizamo played a clown, which was actually satan



As for Rob Zombie. He was/is a singer long before he made House of 1000 Corpses. He sang for White Zombie before he went solo with Rob Zombie. His cousin( or brother, I can't remember) sings for Powerman 5000, who had a song in the movie "Evolution". Rob Zombie( not his real name, in case you hadn't guessed) is originally from Haverhill Massachusetts, a few towns over from me ;)

[pimptress6944053]

my cousin went to a haunted boat and got scared by a clown that followed her and grabbed her. now she dont laugh at me. :twisted:

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Worst clown movie ever: Vulgar. I dont know what Kevin Smith was thinking when he made that movie, I love clows, but that was just messed up.

[DownWithTheClowns]

it's his little brother, i do believe...

[Electrocutedclowns]

Batman...I think Jack Nicholson played the joker :shock:

[*I*love*clowns*]

guess what! i love clowns!

[Electrocutedclowns]

ILC, you've made that way to clear. :evil:

[clowns arent funny]

The sad part is clowns don't love her !!!





Chris

[Electrocutedclowns]

Hahaha...ILC must have a really sad life

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Loving clowns will do that to a person...

[*I*love*clowns*]

i do live a sad life believe me! but for all the wrong reasons!

[Electrocutedclowns]

Like what?

[Man_From_UNCLE]

One word: CLOWNS!!!!!!

[clowns arent funny]

Get away from the clowns and your life will improve..




Chris