Burn in Hell, Ronald McDonald!

[MissSerioso]

Hi, new member here. I have always had the creeps about clowns. My first experience was with Shriners, who are creepy enough without the clown getup. However, the most hated clown of all time is Ronald McDonald. It started with the fact that he is a huckster for the worst possible fast food on the planet. Then during my formative years I was bombarded with an endless stream of his assinine commercials that would offend the intelligence of any 2-year-old. Finally, I was forced to choke down too much of that dreadful swill they pass off as food in McD's because my parents were too slothful to see that I was fed properly. To make matters worse, they had statues and picutres of the evil red demon himself everywhere in McD's.

Burn in Hell, Ronald McDonald! :evil:

[MALICE]

Ronald McSonald is probably the equivalent of a sell-out in the clown world. I would assume most clowns take their art with pride, and use their clown ability as a means of earning for themselves. However, Ronald McDonald seems to have sold out to a fast food chain, and uses his ability to benefit McDonalds. Either that or because he just sucks.

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Ronald McDonald seems to have sold out to a fast food chain, and uses his ability to benefit McDonalds. Either that or because he just sucks.

He's a clown. He just sucks...

[runningwithscissors]

We should be grateful - at least if he's busy making commercials for McDs then he's not out scaring innocent kids, although in my opinion the sooner we wipe out clowns from main stream media the better...

[Man_From_UNCLE]

...in my opinion the sooner we wipe out clowns from main stream media the better...

You've got that right! The clown-scum like to paint themselves (no pun intended) in the media as harmless and fun-loving! Somehow the freaks deception must be exposed! :evil:

[MALICE]

doesnt ronald look like pennywise?

[iAmAcLoWn!!!]

ok, #1,
Ronald Mcdonald is not a clown, he is a wannabe, us real clowns dont have enough $$ to make commercials

#2, McDs is a great place if you look at every bite you take with caution

#3, CLOWNS ROCK AND ROOL!!!!!

[celticmelody]

.......actually, while ronald mcdonald is extremely scary, and yes, should burn in hell for his chosen profession, he does some good things. though i dont think its the best idea to do them in the name of meat patties.

[wormsweat]

I can relate to the Ronald McDonald deal.It all happened when i was 6 years old and i was sitting in my moms car at McDonalds while she was inside getting some burgers and the next thing i know Ronald is sitting in the drivers seat of my moms car with that f*cked up looking grin on his mug and so clowns have wigged me out ever since then.

[glimmerman]

Yes I to am a new member and can definately relate to that bastard ronald. I was like 5 and went to a parade in a small country town i was amazed at all the floats, big balloons, people dressed like cartoon characters no biggie... but of course then the mcdonald float came by! I always loved mcdonalds fries and the fast food,so i was exited. Then like a laser my eyes were drawn to him or it,coming up the road across the street(so i thought luckily)it was ronald greeting the children with that smile, you all know the one. Well the makeup, big evil red hair and my god THOSE SHOES. I was instantly terrified but figured he would go on by me, no such luck he turned my way and spotted me from across the damn road and here he came. I was a relatively small child so the shoes were like huge , but it was like he could sense the fear in me so he was high steppin. Well the big floppy shoes and smile when he leaned over to say something sent me into instant panic mode.. yea i cryed my ass off. Then he reached out to touch me i knocked the hand away and bailed behind my father. He then stood up and looked at my dad like he was sorry(I do not believe it). As he walked away he turned back and gave me a wierd look. I think the jerk liked what he did. I have had a few other scrapes with clowns and now that I am older and larger its not as bad. But i will never forget that.

[celticmelody]

...oh my god...i am so sorry... :shock: :cry:

[kakeup (i h8 clowns)]

damn rite he should burn in hell.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Bozophobe]

I actually find Ron Mc to be the least offensive /scary clown of all. Very watered-down and ineffective. His crime is pushing high fat, unnutritious swill to America's kids, and i hold him responsible in a large part for the problem of childhood obesity. Ronald first appeared in the early 70's, with the creation of "McDonal'sland", and thankfully, at the time , he didnt talk. It wouldnt surprize me if Micheal Jackson hangs out w/ Ronald.

[clownsrdisgustingperverts]

Nope. Ronald's too old.

[lordimmunitas]

I totally agree - Ronald is my most feared and most hated off all the clowns (And I hate them all) There are 2 reasons I can't sit in McD's - ones the evil reddened one and the others Fat Glaswegians Kids to the elderly - it doesnt matter sitting stuffing huge Big Macs in their mouths - I just wan2 take it off them hit them with it and scream "THIS IS WHY UR FAT!!!!" Sorry off topic there - Yes indeed Ronald is Pure Evil in concentrated fat form......C-.xx

[simienne]

but ronnie himself is quite thin.

[Punk16]

doesnt ronald look like pennywise? This is a very scary thought. But I consider them father and son. Stay clear

[sleepyjean]

Why is Ronald so trim? Shouldn't he be at least as overweight as some of the people who eat there? :P

[sleepyjean]

oops, guess simienne had the same thought!

[twaml]

Ronald McDonald almost doesn't count, he's as much a clown as Godzilla is a dinosaur - he's something almost beyond it, and counts only as himself - and probably not in a good way. =D