Not Irrational

[MissSerioso]

Too many people keep talking about this "irrational fear" of clowns. It is not irrational. There is something inherently evil about clowns. Clowns take their normal human face and form and paint the faces of demons on them. They use grotesque costumes to contort and degrade their humanity.

Then they parade this twisted degradation of their humanity in front of society and demand that we find it humorous. They want us to accept this evil and call it good. When we recoil in fear or disgust, they impose themselves even further upon us, telling us we must "overcome the fear." In other words, they say there is something wrong because we refuse to accept evil and call it good.

Don't let anyone tell you the fear is irrational. :x

[Mazino]

I must fully agree, theres always this one stupid clown that harrasses me at work, and contantly blows stupid balloon animals inside my place of work. Many times i have threatened the vile creature but it's persistance is great. any suggestions?

[MissSerioso]

Perhaps you could tell your employer that clowns are against your religion, and clowns in the workplace are a violation of your religious rights.

[Mazino]

won't work, he just laughs at me. But i have now been given the right to remove them from the property unless they have official permission from the owner. I have power muahahahahah

[clownkilla]

Power?!....just use a flamethrower!! :twisted: :o :twisted:

[Parallax]

Or a baseball bat with spikes. Or a 12 gague shotgun, or my fave, a .44 Magnum. :twisted:

[MALICE]

hey heres an idea, get a really really sharp icicle and stab him in the throat. there wont be a murder weapon lol.

[DownWithTheClowns]

LOL

good point! but, being in south carolina, ugh, that wont work :cry:

[Mazino]

yes...icicles would work, its a shame though currently theres no ice up here