Sweet Sweet Revenge

[Mazino]

Theres this shopping centre right by my work called "Fortinos" and they always have thos stupid clown in there blowing balloons when i go for lunch and he always pestered me and blew those stupid long balloons right at me so i finally got my payback. As i walked in he again stepped in front of me but instead of stopping i knocked him out of my way....but this persistent SOB kept blowing his stupid horn every time i took a step so i turned and grabbed it from him and broke it. I could tell now that this guy wasn't too happy so he pulled out this massive balloon and started bloowing it up...as it got bigger and bigger i took out my work knife and waited until it was fully blown up...then i poked the balloon and it nailed the guy right in the head leaving a red welt. I was so happy when that happened that i ate my lunch and left without anymore problems from that stupid clown

[simienne]

I'm not sure I believe you, but it's a nice dream.

[Mazino]

oh i don't need anyones belief it was a story that happened to me so i posted it.

[MALICE]

talking about sweet sweet revenge got me thinking about sweet tooth, one of my favorite clowns :D

[MALICE]

hey do you guys smell that, it smells like BULLSHIT!! Now how would you know that ballon left a red welt on the clowns face if he wears face paint like most clowns? and how can a balloon leave a welt?....

[Mazino]

where does it state that a clown must be wearing makeup to be a clown you dumbass...again i dont care if you believe me or not, it was a story that happened to me and i posted it. and balloons are made of a latex rubber which do in fact leave a welt when your hit with it at some good force

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Any story of a clown being humiliated is a good story! :D
If I had witnessed it, I would have fallen over laughing at the stupid clown! 8)

[DIECLOWNS!]

that pic sacares me

[King_Louie]

His wig is on fire.