human-female
October 26th, 2003, 07:02 AM
OK - I found this site, that archives EVERYTHING (ok, just about everything) EVER on the www. I found OLD (from 1999 +) IHC things (like the one below) . The site is www.archive.org . Just go to the WayBack Machine and type in any old www address (like www.ihateclowns.com) and voila! there ya go!
Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 09, 2001 04:56 PM
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I'm back, now what?
G.R.A.
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Rosco
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 383
From:
Registered: Jul 2000
posted April 09, 2001 07:34 PM
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I dunno.
What do you wanna do?
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No, I'm not into that.
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Mr T. Apeo
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 259
From: Simpleton, U.S.A.
Registered: Jun 2001
posted April 10, 2001 01:14 AM
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Hey Fleck. Are you game for some Chinese water torture? How about some urine-juggling? A bologna and whip-cream sandwich? A thorn?
***************
"I haven't seen you in here before. I like that in a woman."---From the movie "Crimewave"
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 10, 2001 04:09 AM
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iS iT yoUR gO fIrST mT T?
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barky barky woof woof
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 10, 2001 06:13 PM
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mmmmmm thorns......
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"Ooops, I've wet them!"
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Man_From_UNCLE
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 713
From: State of Ecstacy
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 10, 2001 09:03 PM
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Urine-juggling?
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"Sir... your sign said I can have it my way, and my way is a herring on a bun with lots of mayonaise!" --Opus
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 10, 2001 11:02 PM
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Hey, Manfro...
Urine juggling
1.Fill 5 balloons with pee pee
2.Juggle
3.Drop balloons at amusingly appropriate time
G.R.A.
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 11, 2001 07:43 PM
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Oh yes, a bit of advice - keep your mouth closed while you juggle. I made that mistake once...
G.R.A.
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My G-string's gone stiff - perhaps it was the starch...
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~*iloveskaters*~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 23
From: Pendleton, Or
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 17, 2001 09:11 AM
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hey everyone i like a lama and mustard sandwitch. also i like it rough.
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Dislike clowns
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 175
From: Indy, IN, USA
Registered: May 2001
posted April 17, 2001 01:49 PM
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Feck,
It's a good plan!
-
Likes Skaters,
How do you rough up a lama & mustard sandwich?
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You and me babe, how 'bout it?
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~*iloveskaters*~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 23
From: Pendleton, Or
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 17, 2001 02:03 PM
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well to rough up a lama and mustard sandwich you have to cut off a guys penis and boil it in water then put it on a sandwich with mustard.
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 18, 2001 01:22 AM
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.......ANd sO iT gOEs oN.......
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 18, 2001 06:32 AM
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and on and on....
Why are there so many people on this board with a penis fixation?
G.R.A.
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'Rudolph the RED NOSED reindeer...'
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 18, 2001 08:09 AM
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I believe the average age is 13 in here, thus the apendage fixation.....
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"You can add a hotspot to an area of an email message that lets users switch to another document".
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Dislike clowns
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 175
From: Indy, IN, USA
Registered: May 2001
posted April 18, 2001 02:09 PM
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Likes Skaters,
Approach student, so that knowledge may be imparted. Boot to the head. *(Th-wump)*
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The next person to mention 'penis' here, I'm gonna have to hurt.
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And I played the blues in 12 bars.
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~angel57~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 167
From: believe me you dont wanna know
Registered: Aug 2000
posted April 18, 2001 07:46 PM
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weyull i'm quite found of dainty cakes...
oh and dc...
moeduernuker...*+*_ <---wrinkled nose
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Mr T. Apeo
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 259
From: Simpleton, U.S.A.
Registered: Jun 2001
posted April 18, 2001 09:40 PM
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Salary deferrals. These are contributions from your pay to certain retirement plans, such as a 401(k) plan or the Federal Thrift Savings Plan, that are shown in box 13 of your W-2 form. The "Deferred compensation" box in box 15 of your W-2 should be checked.
Stay tuned!
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Crapified
unregistered posted April 19, 2001 12:19 AM
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holy sh*t..
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 19, 2001 10:39 AM
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holy sheet is right!
Talk about SCARY!!!
Mr T is an ACCOUNTANT!!!
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'the anesthetized patient is a virtual playgound....'
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 19, 2001 04:40 PM
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http://web.archive.org/web/20010917134948/http://www.ihateaccountants.com/
G.R.A.
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'Rudolph the RED NOSED reindeer...'
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 20, 2001 04:20 AM
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hahaHAhAH! Mr T ThAt HAs GOT To BE THe fUnnIesT tHinG yOu'VE eVeR sAid! exCeLLeNt- vEry haTsTaND!
hE'LL bE oUrs bY breAKfaST!
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barky barky woof woof
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 20, 2001 05:07 PM
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He IS breakfast...
G.R.A.
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If she's a liar, custard pie her - she won't thank you for it, but DAMN! it makes you feel better...
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
Posts:
From:
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posted April 21, 2001 01:06 AM
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Crapified: Right.
Human Female: No, I am not an accountant. I'm just somebody who cares. Bises.
Lungthang: I got you! Now you are unveiled for the fiend you are. You find the I.R.S. funny! Prepare to be stoned! (and I do mean with ROCKS.)
Feckwit: **** ****** ****** *****!!!
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 21, 2001 08:51 AM
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Mr Tapioca,
You can't fool me!
I bet you live in Oregon too!
nudge nudge wink wink
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'The anesthetized patient is a virtual playground....' - first line of the medical book I'm writing
[This message has been edited by human-female (edited April 21, 2001).]
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Mr T Apeo
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posted April 21, 2001 09:12 PM
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Well, baby, I got an oregon, if that's what you mean.
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"The weather up here is rotten, raining granite all the time. And both moons are glowing purple and there is no sun to shine."---Stan Ridgway, Partyball
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 21, 2001 10:48 PM
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nope, not what i meant...
you've already thrilled us with your cartoonish description of your 'oregon'.
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. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out .
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
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posted April 21, 2001 11:37 PM
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Right!
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 23, 2001 03:17 AM
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sniFF sNIFF wAGGlE wAGGLe - LikE a dOgGY sNiFFiN' bUM iNN E?
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barkBArkbArkBArk!
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 23, 2001 08:04 AM
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yessireee bob
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. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out .
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
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posted April 23, 2001 01:36 PM
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Why stop at sniffing?
Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 09, 2001 04:56 PM
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I'm back, now what?
G.R.A.
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Rosco
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 383
From:
Registered: Jul 2000
posted April 09, 2001 07:34 PM
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I dunno.
What do you wanna do?
-------
No, I'm not into that.
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Mr T. Apeo
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 259
From: Simpleton, U.S.A.
Registered: Jun 2001
posted April 10, 2001 01:14 AM
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Hey Fleck. Are you game for some Chinese water torture? How about some urine-juggling? A bologna and whip-cream sandwich? A thorn?
***************
"I haven't seen you in here before. I like that in a woman."---From the movie "Crimewave"
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 10, 2001 04:09 AM
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iS iT yoUR gO fIrST mT T?
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barky barky woof woof
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 10, 2001 06:13 PM
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mmmmmm thorns......
------------------
"Ooops, I've wet them!"
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Man_From_UNCLE
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 713
From: State of Ecstacy
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 10, 2001 09:03 PM
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Urine-juggling?
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"Sir... your sign said I can have it my way, and my way is a herring on a bun with lots of mayonaise!" --Opus
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 10, 2001 11:02 PM
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Hey, Manfro...
Urine juggling
1.Fill 5 balloons with pee pee
2.Juggle
3.Drop balloons at amusingly appropriate time
G.R.A.
IP: Logged
Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 11, 2001 07:43 PM
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Oh yes, a bit of advice - keep your mouth closed while you juggle. I made that mistake once...
G.R.A.
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My G-string's gone stiff - perhaps it was the starch...
IP: Logged
~*iloveskaters*~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 23
From: Pendleton, Or
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 17, 2001 09:11 AM
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hey everyone i like a lama and mustard sandwitch. also i like it rough.
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Dislike clowns
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 175
From: Indy, IN, USA
Registered: May 2001
posted April 17, 2001 01:49 PM
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Feck,
It's a good plan!
-
Likes Skaters,
How do you rough up a lama & mustard sandwich?
--------
You and me babe, how 'bout it?
IP: Logged
~*iloveskaters*~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 23
From: Pendleton, Or
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 17, 2001 02:03 PM
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well to rough up a lama and mustard sandwich you have to cut off a guys penis and boil it in water then put it on a sandwich with mustard.
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 18, 2001 01:22 AM
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.......ANd sO iT gOEs oN.......
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 18, 2001 06:32 AM
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and on and on....
Why are there so many people on this board with a penis fixation?
G.R.A.
------------------
'Rudolph the RED NOSED reindeer...'
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 18, 2001 08:09 AM
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I believe the average age is 13 in here, thus the apendage fixation.....
--------------
"You can add a hotspot to an area of an email message that lets users switch to another document".
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Dislike clowns
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 175
From: Indy, IN, USA
Registered: May 2001
posted April 18, 2001 02:09 PM
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Likes Skaters,
Approach student, so that knowledge may be imparted. Boot to the head. *(Th-wump)*
-
The next person to mention 'penis' here, I'm gonna have to hurt.
---------
And I played the blues in 12 bars.
IP: Logged
~angel57~
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 167
From: believe me you dont wanna know
Registered: Aug 2000
posted April 18, 2001 07:46 PM
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weyull i'm quite found of dainty cakes...
oh and dc...
moeduernuker...*+*_ <---wrinkled nose
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Mr T. Apeo
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 259
From: Simpleton, U.S.A.
Registered: Jun 2001
posted April 18, 2001 09:40 PM
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Salary deferrals. These are contributions from your pay to certain retirement plans, such as a 401(k) plan or the Federal Thrift Savings Plan, that are shown in box 13 of your W-2 form. The "Deferred compensation" box in box 15 of your W-2 should be checked.
Stay tuned!
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Crapified
unregistered posted April 19, 2001 12:19 AM
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holy sh*t..
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 19, 2001 10:39 AM
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holy sheet is right!
Talk about SCARY!!!
Mr T is an ACCOUNTANT!!!
---------------
'the anesthetized patient is a virtual playgound....'
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 19, 2001 04:40 PM
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http://web.archive.org/web/20010917134948/http://www.ihateaccountants.com/
G.R.A.
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'Rudolph the RED NOSED reindeer...'
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 20, 2001 04:20 AM
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hahaHAhAH! Mr T ThAt HAs GOT To BE THe fUnnIesT tHinG yOu'VE eVeR sAid! exCeLLeNt- vEry haTsTaND!
hE'LL bE oUrs bY breAKfaST!
------------------
barky barky woof woof
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Feckwit
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 171
From: London, England
Registered: Apr 2001
posted April 20, 2001 05:07 PM
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He IS breakfast...
G.R.A.
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If she's a liar, custard pie her - she won't thank you for it, but DAMN! it makes you feel better...
IP: Logged
Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
Posts:
From:
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posted April 21, 2001 01:06 AM
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Crapified: Right.
Human Female: No, I am not an accountant. I'm just somebody who cares. Bises.
Lungthang: I got you! Now you are unveiled for the fiend you are. You find the I.R.S. funny! Prepare to be stoned! (and I do mean with ROCKS.)
Feckwit: **** ****** ****** *****!!!
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 21, 2001 08:51 AM
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Mr Tapioca,
You can't fool me!
I bet you live in Oregon too!
nudge nudge wink wink
----------------
'The anesthetized patient is a virtual playground....' - first line of the medical book I'm writing
[This message has been edited by human-female (edited April 21, 2001).]
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
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posted April 21, 2001 09:12 PM
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Well, baby, I got an oregon, if that's what you mean.
****************
"The weather up here is rotten, raining granite all the time. And both moons are glowing purple and there is no sun to shine."---Stan Ridgway, Partyball
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 21, 2001 10:48 PM
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nope, not what i meant...
you've already thrilled us with your cartoonish description of your 'oregon'.
------------------
. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out .
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
Posts:
From:
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posted April 21, 2001 11:37 PM
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Right!
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LungButterVanDeKlinken
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 135
From: london,uk
Registered: Mar 2001
posted April 23, 2001 03:17 AM
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sniFF sNIFF wAGGlE wAGGLe - LikE a dOgGY sNiFFiN' bUM iNN E?
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barkBArkbArkBArk!
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human-female
Senior Clown Hater
Posts: 602
From: Somewhere near Chicago
Registered: Dec 99
posted April 23, 2001 08:04 AM
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yessireee bob
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. I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out .
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Mr T Apeo
Junior Clown Hater
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posted April 23, 2001 01:36 PM
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Why stop at sniffing?