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eli
June 4th, 2003, 08:33 PM
People laugh at me, but I don't like clowns. Still, Oompa-Loompas are the freakiest mutation of clowns. With their bulging forheads and orange skin. Besides, what kind of perverts would live with hundreds of male freaks in a factory and no females? If I met one, I don't know if I'd skull-kick it or wet myself!

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witchiepoo
June 4th, 2003, 11:13 PM
That whole movie freaks me out.
Especially their voices when they sing.
*shudder*
And that Wonka guy is scary enough by himself.
Man_From_UNCLE
June 5th, 2003, 06:24 AM
[quote="eli"] I don't know if I'd skull-kick it or wet myself!
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Skull-kick it... :o

BTW, anyone ever heard of, or seen pics of "Blue Man Group"?:twisted: These guys are seriously demented forms of clown/mime. They're on tour in the States right now... :x
Rorschach
June 5th, 2003, 06:43 AM
People laugh at me, but I don't like clowns. Still, Oompa-Loompas are the freakiest mutation of clowns. With their bulging forheads and orange skin. Besides, what kind of perverts would live with hundreds of male freaks in a factory and no females? If I met one, I don't know if I'd skull-kick it or wet myself!

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I hear ya, I actually read the book first and there they seemed pretty okay to me. But when I saw the movie.. oh boy.
ClwnHatinCanuck
June 6th, 2003, 10:24 PM
I still believe that Wonka just drugged the kids and led them through a plain, otherwise normal candy factory.

But those Oompa-Loompas... Ugh. They're like a clown crossed with the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz.
Uncle_Elvis
June 16th, 2003, 07:41 AM
Oompa Loompas are the "dark side" of Wonka-land.
The first thing that strikes me as seriously wrong here is the lack of safety. And God only knows what they did to the girl that puffed up like a blueberry as two of them rolled her out afterwards. And I don't want to know what happened to the fat German kid in the chocolate.
When I was in High School, I had a girl in my senior class, that was the size, shape, and physical apperance of an Oompa Loompah...She was very creepy.
They are the henchmen of Wonka Land. And the idea that they are around children and messing with candy is even more disturbing.

But then again...maybe it's just me..

Uncle_Elvis
Larry
June 21st, 2003, 09:55 PM
:shock: That was one scarey a$$ movie. It should be banned :!:
goober
June 23rd, 2003, 04:57 AM
I agree that is one way scarey movie, whats with the little flute that freak wonka plays, I reckon it's implanting some subliminal message into our heads, that evil bastard should be strung up for harbouring known mutants like those oompas.
I pick charlie for a smart lad, so it has to be the flute that screws his mind, arrrgghhh, I can't talk about this any more, I still get nightmares with those mutant freak oompas doing cartwheels on my bed.
Parallax
June 23rd, 2003, 10:05 AM
Time to feed the little freaks to a Klingon targ! :twisted:
DownWithTheClowns
June 23rd, 2003, 04:07 PM
i don't really think oompa-loompas are really all that bad but those munchkins on WIzard of Oz... oo.. it's a good movie but the muchkins are frickin evil. anyhow- did y'all know that this one guy didn't get a part he wanted so he killed himself? weird part is- it's during the movie. u have to look real close but when the people are walkin down the road and into the woods you'll see a figure in the shadows. it's the guy hanging himself... :?
Uncle_Elvis
June 23rd, 2003, 04:33 PM
Do you have a link or a site that shows this?...I've never seen it...I was always wondering why the Witch just didn't fry all of those little weeble wobble fucks..

I hate clowns, and I am not too fucking fond of midgets either..

And besides...something just isn't right about that time period..
Munckins...Hitler...1939...

Conspiracy or Coincedence?...YOU tell me..
DownWithTheClowns
June 24th, 2003, 11:05 AM
no, actaully i don't, u just gotta watch the movie. you gotta watch closely, but it IS there.
Rodney
June 24th, 2003, 01:46 PM
no, actaully i don't, u just gotta watch the movie. you gotta watch closely, but it IS there.

Actually, that's just an urban legend. It's just a bird.

Here's the proof:
http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/ozsuicid.htm
DownWithTheClowns
June 24th, 2003, 03:59 PM
oh. well then i apologize for my mistake. i should probably start checkin stuff out before i open my mouth :wink: