ANTI-CLOWN JOKES

[brockhatesclowns]

:o How do you stop a clown from smiling?


Hit him in the face with an axe!!!

[DIECLOWNS!]

thats not funny

[clowns arent funny]

that is bad..

[DIECLOWNS!]

why do these newbies post once then never post again

[clowns arent funny]

kind of like biatch...totally disappeared

[DIECLOWNS!]

yeah i dont get that

[brockhatesclowns]

Newbies never reply....well what is it exactly I'm supposed to reply to? The fact that some said the joke wasn't funny? I don't care if the joke's funny or not, I just like the image of a clown with a frickin axe in it's face.

[DIECLOWNS!]

will jokes are mite to be funny and if your joke isnt funny then people are going to say something about it

[brockhatesclowns]

Personally I thought the joke was funny as hell. What's funnier than hitting a clown in the face with an axe?

[DIECLOWNS!]

will i dont think that would be funny it would be cool to see that happen and why does it have to be axe why cant it be fire or something fire is nice i like fire

[DownWithTheClowns]

actually it would be funny, thats what clowns are supposed to make us do anyways right? laugh? so why not laugh at an axe shoved in between its eyes? :evil:

besides the fact, fire? not just fire. first, you want to hit him a few times w/a baseball bat to soften him up. then, pour a few gallons of lighter fluid on him, mixed with a bit of rubbing alchohol. THEN you bring in the fire :evil:

i'm the master with fire... and Pyro too.. speaking of which- has anyone SEEN Pyro? *thinks* me misseth my fire buddy! *calls out* PYYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOO?!?! where be you?

[DIECLOWNS!]

ok i under stand that you like fire you dont need to go all pyro on me

[witchiepoo]

Oh yes, let's all be 14 year old boys entertained by needless violance.

Ffs, if you don't have something intelligent to say, don't say it all.
You're just wasting net space (and my time).

And why don't newbies reply?
Because they find a new toy to play with somewhere else.
Or you don't give them anything worth replying to (as shown above).

[DownWithTheClowns]

actually, i'm sorry for all ^^ that. went needlessly overboard, and iw as excessivly hyper.

so sorry everyone, 'specially witchie, seeing as that's the kind of things i protested against not long ago...

[DIECLOWNS!]

but fire is nice fire fire fire

[DownWithTheClowns]

very very true but still...

[brockhatesclowns]

Who knew this would cause such a stir. I was simply sharing my favorite joke.

What does suprise me is how quite a few of the people on this site appear to have some sort of sympathy towards those grease painted bastards. I was under the impression that this is an "I HATE CLOWNS" forum.

As far as newbies responding and such....

When I feel like responding to something I'll respond. I don't feel some sort of obligation to simply respond so I'll keep everyone happy.

[brockhatesclowns]

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics....


Even if you win, you're still retarded


:o

[DIECLOWNS!]

will not all clowns are bad maybe they are stupid but not all are evil but the best to kill a clown is fire

[brockhatesclowns]

What do you mean all clowns are not evil?

ALL CLOWNS ARE EVIL. It's their nature, it's part of their code.

Saying all clowns are not evil is like saying that all snow is not cold.

Snow = Cold

Clowns = Evil

[DIECLOWNS!]

will maybe some one get a job as a clown because s/he really needed the money and at that time that was the best paying job so your saying that because the person has a job and its being a clown and needing the money bad maybe even for thier family its bad to make money for your family man you are a bad person or do you just have no heart

[iamaclown]

i can cleary see why you hate clowns, because with that kind of humor you have, you will never understand the humor of a clown

[DIECLOWNS!]

who me

[brockhatesclowns]

CLOWNS HAVE NO HUMOR!

Oh....and taking a job as a clown is ALWAYS a choice. There are ALWAYS other options.

[iamaclown]

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT A CLOWN IS

[DIECLOWNS!]

i do know what a clown is a clown is a person i dont think any thing bad about clowns i dont hate or fear clowns any more

[brockhatesclowns]

I have no desire to understand a clown. Clowns are not people too, clowns are demons.

And....if anyone claims they now longer fear or hate clowns....well goody for you. I guess you don't need this forum anymore so get lost and go hang out with your clown buddies.

All clowns are evil and all clowns are fucked in the head. I will not respond any longer to those that are sympathetic to clowns are try to justify the clown lifestyle.

Rot in HELL clowns

[clowns arent funny]

Dude,I totally agree with you,not some but ALL clowns have an evil agenda,why else would they hide behind face paint..You hit it right those that say they are no longer hating or fear clowns go elsewhere like iloveclowns.com..


Chris

[DIECLOWNS!]

so just because they put make-up on that makes them evil i hope you that a lot of girl put make-up on so if hate clown you most hates girls to then

[iamaclown]

i would like to hear a real argument, of why do u guys say clonws are evil, just because you say that it doesnt mean its true, and dont tell me to go away cuz i wont, till you realize you have no reason to hate REAL clowns, as for the fair and partys child molestors grease painted workers, i dont care, cuz i know thats a problem almost only in the united states, I LIVE IN VENEZUELA, AND IVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTOR IN A DISGUISE OR A THIEF, you should see a movie called BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE, you might understad more your culture.

[DIECLOWNS!]

i dont think clowns are evil

[brockhatesclowns]

Dieclowns...I don't get you. What's with your name??? You seem to be defending clowns.

Are you secretly a clown lover?

Hmmmmm.... I think so.

Go be a clown

[DIECLOWNS!]

will you see win i came at first i did hate clowns now i dont hate any body even clowns

[brockhatesclowns]

Then I guess you don't need this forum anymore. Have a good life loving clowns.

GO AWAY

[DIECLOWNS!]

ok you cant make me go away and im not i clown lover i just think that there is nothing wrong with them

[DownWithTheClowns]

so...WHY, exactly...are you HERE...?

[clowns arent funny]

lets break down the meaning of this site for you ok here it goes:


i--meaning you
hate--oppsite of love
clowns--spawns of evil

get it? ihateclowns...hope that helps


Chris

[DownWithTheClowns]

clowns--spawns of evil

^^that just about sums it up

[DIECLOWNS!]

and how do you know all clowns are evil

[clowns arent funny]

how do u know all clowns are good fun loving people with no ill-will toward others?

[DIECLOWNS!]

i never said that they were

[clowns arent funny]

whats with the change of heart clownlover,I mean d**clowns?

[DIECLOWNS!]

i did not change my mind i just never said they were

[clowns arent funny]

they were what?more incomplete sentences?

[PyRo]

Look. DIECLOWNS!... I'm sure you came wiht good intention, but now all you're getting is abuse. I'm not telling you to leave, but please do define whose side you're on, for the good of all of us. (I'd advice you don't go to clowny side but... its your death. :-/ ) :o :idea:

[clowns arent funny]

that is all we want to know is what side is she on good or the clown side...



Chris

[DIECLOWNS!]

im on no body but if i had to pick i will pick the clowns side

[Rodney]

im on no body but if i had to pick i will pick the clowns side

If that's the case, then this isn't the site for you.

See ya. Thanks for stopping by.

[clowns arent funny]

ba-bye Dc good luck..



Chris

[Man_From_UNCLE]

I wish I had been around for this topic... :(

[clowns arent funny]

she (or he) or whatever,was anti clown then fell in love with clownies,and hasnt been heard from since crossing over to the dark side.


Chris

[Man_From_UNCLE]

We lost one...

[clowns arent funny]

not a big loss


Chris

[Man_From_UNCLE]

But the grease-painted filth gained one! :x

[clowns arent funny]

I think she never really was on our side,she was a clownie all along,try to cross over but her evilness took over,and took her back,to the greasy loving face paint side

[Man_From_UNCLE]

And of course, converting one of them to our side can be difficult, with clowns having those sick, mind-control abilities... :twisted:

[clowns arent funny]

exactly...darn mind altering spawns of satan..




Chris

[PyRo]

It's the fumes of their make-up I'm telling you!! The FUMES!! *puts on gas-mask and throws all remaining anti-clownies one*

:o :)

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol

whoa

that was alot to take in in 5 minutes... :?

[Man_From_UNCLE]

It's the fumes of their make-up I'm telling you!!

And their stale-beer breath...

[clowns arent funny]

MFU you can ask dwtc about d**clows,she will tell you all about her..



Chris

[Electrocutedclowns]

Brock, that joke was hillarious :lol: It's one of the best one's i've heard in a long time

[Vamperic_Demos]

that is the best idea i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




die clown die

[Jackalope]

This clown and this kid are walking in the forest.

The kid says, "I'm scared, this forest is dark and creepy and I hear lots of scary noises."

The clown replies, "You think you're scared, I have to walk back alone!"

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Here's an old joke:

Q: What do you have when there are 50 clowns buried up to their necks in sand?

A: Not enough sand. :o