I AM A CLOWN, ASK ANYTHING

[iamaclown]

I am Simon, from venezuela, i think you guys have the wrong idea about clowns, i must not say that all clowns are cool, and that you must like them, but its obvious not everybody likes everybody, for example just because i had a bad experience with a subway driver or a surfer, i must say that all subway drivers and surfers are bad people, WE clowns are not much different from other people, in fact we are people too, and one of the 34 reasons why you must hate clowns say "2. They are different than the rest of us.", STUPIDIEST REASON, of course, noone is like the rest of us, we are all diferent, CLOWNS, as a clown you have to develop and train, how to get out your inner child, as a clown you have to be honest, and most important, as a clown not everybody has to like you, i am sorry that you had such a bad clown in your party, but if you want, perhaps i could travel from venezuela to whereever you are, and perform at your b-day party, just to prove you, i am just like you, a CLOWN

[DIECLOWNS!]

clowns are stupid

[iamaclown]

clowns are not stupid, its a simplistic answer, anyway stupidity is funny, so we explode it

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

Can you just shut up with your clowns are people too c*** most of us *i think* had a bad experience with one of them and have been afraid ever since

[iamaclown]

still, its not a good answer, most of us, have had a bad experience with many things, that doest mean i have to hate everything, still, i cant change your traumas, so i apologize for that stupid clown who hurted you, maybe your bad experience is not that bad, but sitll, no good reason to hate

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

First of all u thing i have had this fear since i was little like 2 years old and have made confrontation and almost had a panic attack read our stories and understand why we have a fear and stop bothering us here this is a clown free zone! :o :o :o :o

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Dude. You have issues, all of you, I got held up at gun point on the train for my shoes one time by three black guys, would it make sence to make a website called IHateBlackPeople.net and hate them from that point on? No way man. Clowns kickass. Clowns love you! Love them back!

[DIECLOWNS!]

they mite love me but i dont love them and i dont get why you like them so much

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

King pin! Why do u say clowns love u..... if u think we have issues you must. Why are u here if you know this is an anti-clown site

[DIECLOWNS!]

yeah i you like clown why are you on a site that for people who hate them

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

YES! someone agrees with me get off the site Kingpin!

[DIECLOWNS!]

will you cant really tell him to get off he is allowed here even if he does like clown we cant make a person go

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

Yeah I know I can't kick him off but I just wish Kingpin could leave us coulorophobics(spelling?) alone

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Jesus! See that? I havnt said anything negative, and you all jumped on my case. I think clowns should be the ones freaked out by you hyper sensitive chickin-$#!ts =) Im here cuz I like clowns, and theres a lot of clown subject matter in the area.

[DIECLOWNS!]

yeah we are talking about clowns but we are talking about hateing clowns so if you want to talk about likeing clown you better go some where else

[DownWithTheClowns]

GOD

just leave him ALONE already! he has done NOTHING to ANY of us! he is simply trying to figure out WHY we hate clowns!

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Boo!

[DownWithTheClowns]

not scary -.-

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Then what are you whining about?

[DownWithTheClowns]

you aren't scary

doesn't mean other clowns AREN'T

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

So Kingpin is a clown or not? From what ur saying thats what it sounds like to me now

[DownWithTheClowns]

maybe a wanna-be c?

but i dont find him scary. can you honestly say you are frightened of him?

an one question- whats wrong with freaks?!

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

No i am not scared of Kingpin but other clowns yes and who is the third question too

[DownWithTheClowns]

other clowns are terrifying, i know this

and the question was for u

[Scram! The Kingpin!]

Nothings wrong with freaks. Yes Im a clown. I didnt come here saying I was scary. I came here saying clowns are not scary acctually. So, why you keep talking about weather or not im scary, its beyond me.

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

Wat r u saying DWTC I never posted nething about freaks

[PyRo]

First I would like to say that stupidest, is NOT a word. And being a clown must effect your intellect also. :-/ I admit some clowns are human, but if you really want to be funny, keep the make-up off and be yourself. Stand up comedians are funny, clowns aren't, they're just scary, and most ENJOY scaring people. Do us all a favor and become anti-clown. :o :o

[PyRo]

And I think DWTC meant your name cLoWnSaReFrEAKS because well... you are degrading us freaks!

[clowns arent funny]

I ahve a question,was the movie IT your inspiration for clowning?

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

PyRo you're dissing yourself! I don't consider us freaks! I think we are pepole with a hate/fear of clowns

[PyRo]

CAF, stereotypically.... I am known as a freak in my school. Clowns are NOT freaks. They are a species of their own type, by saying clowns are freaks, is degrading those of us who are known as actually freaks (i.e. goths, punks, or anyone not like anyone else in the teenage life.)

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

I am sorry but to me they are freaks if thats not ok with you then don't talk to me and just ignore me

[brockhatesclowns]

This is an ANTI-CLOWN PAGE! So you're a clown and you think clowns are people too. Piss off. It's a proven fact that child molestors pose as clowns to get near kids. Sure, yeah, I've had bad experiences in life with bad waiters and stupid cab drivers, but I've never been haunted by nightmares of a bad cab driver. Clowns are the devil incarnate. Simply by the fact that you are posting comments on this board shows that you are trying once again to manipulate the minds of the honest, hard working people on this forum in some feeble attempt to gain some note of respect or make us think that you're just a "nice guy" who happens to be a clown. Stop posting in OUR forum you grease painted bastard.

[PyRo]

Sorry CAF, I didn't mean to offend you.

And WHOA brock. :shock: Nice spirit but scary. :o :)

[cLoWnSaReFrEAKS]

Whoever posted that message before I do not like klowns Right now I am shivering uncontrollablly just reading some stuff I was just telling PyRo that they are scary I meant to phrase it I will change my name just to prove it to you so say goodbye to clownsarefreaks and Hello I_hate_clowns_%100

[brockhatesclowns]

Speaking the truth, just speaking the truth. Clowns are scary, everyone knows it. The forum is here for those who share the fear & hatrid. You wouldn't walk into an AA meeting and tell them that it's ok to drink so don't come in here and speak the praises of those made up, red nosed mofos.

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I don't speak praises! And see I did change my name! are you happy now?! I hate clowns as much as everyone else here! So if you can't accept that sorry I have been afriad my whole life since I was little and I still freak out everytime

[brockhatesclowns]

I_hate_clowns_100% I am on your side! I'm here for you because you so obviously have a fear and hatrid from an experience early in life, as do I.

That's what this site should be. Not a forum for these grease painted bastards to try and "explain" themselves. Guess what clowns.....

WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

PISS OFF!

[iamaclown]

I REPEAT, I AM A CLOWN, AND THIS WHERE I MUST FIND MY MUSE, WITH THE PEOPLE THAT HATE CLOWNS, I MUST LEARN FROM MISTAKES OTHER MAID, AND I AM SORRY, BUT WE CLOWNS DO LOVE YOU, AND TRY TO BRING JOY TO EVERYDAY LIFE

[brockhatesclowns]

First....learn to spell.......

Second.....go where you are wanted. I don't seek nor want your love you grease painted bastard.

I fear clowns, and I hate clowns. I have no desire to learn to co-exist with clowns.

Clowns are not funny. Clowns are humor-challenged. If you were funny you would not need the makeup, the hair, the stupid shoes etc. Those are the false masks that you hide behind. You are evil and you will NEVER convince me otherwise so stop trying.

Die evil clown, die a slow painful death. I hate you!

[iamaclown]

OK, THIS GOES TO PYRO, thank you for your english lessons, but i would like to see you writing in spanish, as you might have read i am from venezuela,. THE OTHER GUY WHO SAID THAT ITS A PROVEN FACT THAT CLOWNS ARE CHILD MOLESTORS, I THINK YOU DONT HAVE THE LEAST IDEA OF WHAT A CHILD MOLESTOR IS, there are more dangerous child molestors out there that dont dress as a clown, in fact its a proven fact (and this i have maid a good research) that most of the cases of sexual abuse on kids happens inside the family, relatives, AND IF THEY DRESS AS A CLOWN THAT DOESNT MAKE THEM CLOWNS, i think you are just saying things that come out of your obscured-by-hate mind, so my advice to you is to do a little research before posting stuff like "a proven fact", cuz you waste all of my time.

HERE IS A EDUCATIONAL ADVICE FOR ALL OF YOU, CLOWNS ARE NOT ONLY THE GREASE PAINTED FACE PEOPLE, clowns in fact are comedians, if you like jerry seinfield, you must know he calls himself a clown, try reading some clown pages like www.clownplanet.com, or many other educational sites, where you might find where the real clown is.


PD: IF YOU BASE YOUR FEAR IN A BOOK, OR A MOVIE, YOU ARE WIDELY MISTAKEN, TRYING TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSES FEARS YOURSELVE, TRY READING SOME HAPPY LITERATURE, I MIGHT SUGGEST, ALEJANDRO DUMAS, OR IN ENGLISH I THINK, ALEXANDRE DUMAS.

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

First don't just assume that we all base our fear on a movie or book some peole had experiences that left a bad mark.

[brockhatesclowns]

:)

[clowns arent funny]

hey brock just remember what you posted about arguing on the internet,& the special olympics.

[brockhatesclowns]

Exactly right....


I will not argue any longer....

I refuse to be retarded.....like a clown

Bye everyone

[iamaclown]

that is exactly what i mean, this guy brock has proven me right, none of you know what a clown really is, if you think clowns are just only grease painted faces, and red noses, or just child molestors, or fair and party`s workers, i think you are very wrong, i wish for example that you could see the cirque du soleil, they have clowns, clasical and modern, and i can assure you that none of them is a bad person. there are many clowns REAL clowns that you guys might like, i do agree that its a shame that some people use the clown outfit or image to do bad things, but that its not up to me, i just know as a clown that they are not what i want to be, try searching the web for this kind of clowns, that is what i am talking about being a real clown.
YURY MEDMEDEV
ALEX NAVARRO http://www.pallassos.com/
AVNER EISENBERG http://www.micocci.com/avner/
CAROLINE DREAM http://www.pallassos.com/
BUFFO http://perso.wanadoo.fr/emilesabord/buffo/buffo1.html
LOS COLOMBAIONI
LES COUSINS http://www.lescousins.org
ELLIOT
JOHNNY MELVILLE www.johnny-melville.com
SLAVA http://www.slavasnowshow.com/

[DIECLOWNS!]

why do you take your hate out on clowns if you had a bad time with a clown one time should you just hate that person not all clowns its not other clowns falt for what happen you people should be a shamed of your self takeing were fear out on people who did nothing to you

[PyRo]

Sorry to iamaclown. I didn't read that you are from Venezuala.

And I did have many experiences with clowns at parties, circuses, movies, and at fairs. I just got an overall bad view of them. I didn't think I was being mean to iamaclown. :o

[DownWithTheClowns]

nononono in ur name it says "Clowns are freaks" and there is nothing wrong with freaks. pyro isnt dissing herself, there is nothing wrong freaks and we openly state that we are both freaks !!!

[iamaclown]

First I would like to say that stupidest, is NOT a word. And being a clown must effect your intellect also. :-/ I admit some clowns are human, but if you really want to be funny, keep the make-up off and be yourself. Stand up comedians are funny, clowns aren't, they're just scary, and most ENJOY scaring people. Do us all a favor and become anti-clown. :o :o

"being a clown must effect your intelect also", that is an offense my friend, i dont really care about it but you must think things better before you post them, and just so you know i dont wear make-up, and i dont dress as a clown, but i am still a clown, find out first WHAT A CLOWN REALLY IS, and dont just go with the simplistic anwser that a clown is a grease painted face man with a red nose,

[iamaclown]

Sorry to iamaclown. I didn't read that you are from Venezuala.

And I did have many experiences with clowns at parties, circuses, movies, and at fairs. I just got an overall bad view of them. I didn't think I was being mean to iamaclown. :o

VENEZUELA, NOT VENEZUALA

[Rodney]

i wish for example that you could see the cirque du soleil, they have clowns, clasical and modern, and i can assure you that none of them is a bad person

That's funny you should mention cirque du soleil.

Someone working with that event must thing clowns are evil as well, as I've had a couple of "i hate clowns" t-shirt order shipped directly to the cirque du soleil offices in different parts of the world.

Clowns are bad, no matter what form they come in.

[iamaclown]

Someone working with that event must thing clowns are evil as well, as I've had a couple of "i hate clowns" t-shirt order shipped directly to the cirque du soleil offices in different parts of the world.

i must honestly say that i find this site and your shirts very funny, so why? if i am a clown, cant i dress a shirt that says that i hate clowns,, my friend i am sorry but your shirts did not go to someone who hate clowns, in fact they are going to use it and make fun of it and they are going to use you to make funny things, i was thinking of ordering one too, but i am in venezuela, so im going to make it myself, thanks for your inspiration, it really helps us clowns

[brockhatesclowns]

I'm with Rodney!

Clowns in ANY form are just plain wrong.

I hate clowns.....if you are a clown, I hate you.

Yes...that is not subtle...yes that may be mean. BUT...

It's my freakin opinion and I am entitled to it. I don't care if I offend you, and I sure as shit don't care if I offend a clown, grease-painted or otherwise.

CLOWN from VENIZWAYLA (YES I FUCKING SPELLED IT WRONG ON PURPOSE), don't try to rationalize or justify what you do. I don't fucking care if you wear grease paint or not....YOU'RE A CLOWN and that's enough for me to hate you.

Oh...you people who have been members of this forum and are now suddenly showing sympathy to clowns. Go be a clown. We don't need you.

[PyRo]

:idea: Brock.... I really appreciate your enthusiasm, am I'm sure we all do, but.... TONE DOWN THE LANGUAGE! Geeze. For being a nuobie you certainly have an attitude. We all hate clowns equally, with an exception for the clowns coming here defending themselves, and they don't hate clowns. But what I'm trying to say is, don't say "we don't need you" when we came first and have delt with them longer. :o

[Rodney]

my friend i am sorry but your shirts did not go to someone who hate clowns

I think that's where you're wrong.

I have talked directly to LOTS of people who have purchased my t-shirts for people who are afraid of or just plain HATE clowns. They do go to clown haters.

Even one of the cirque du soleil orders said it was for a member of the cast that hates clowns.


if i am a clown, cant i dress a shirt that says that i hate clowns

Sure you can. That would show that you are an honest clown (an oxymoron if I've ever heard one). If you are a clown and you wear a t-shirt that says you hate clowns, does that mean you hate yourself.

That's pretty deep. :wink:

:o

[iamaclown]

i dont hate myself, but its funny to wear it cuz everybody knows i am a clown, and they all know i dont hate myself

[DIECLOWNS!]

why do people be mean to others when they have done nothing to them

[DIECLOWNS!]

why do you people hate all clowns not all clowns the did some thing to you if one did but it was that one clown not all the clown so why are you taking your anger out on people who have done nothing to you

[clowns arent funny]

hey dieclowns,,have you noticed the name of theis site is i hate clowns?Not i love clowns..maybe since you are a clown lover u dont need this site anymore



Chris

[DIECLOWNS!]

ok its a choice if you like clowns and dont like clown i choice to like them im not a clown lover i just think there is nothing wrong with them ok

[DownWithTheClowns]

why do you people hate all clowns not all clowns the did some thing to you if one did but it was that one clown not all the clown so why are you taking your anger out on people who have done nothing to you

WOW

ok first off, where do you get off telling us that we shouldnt take our anger out on him? in a diff. thread you YELL at a "clownie" that had come onto this site and told him to "leave us alone"!! man, would you make up your mind? are you anti-clownie or not? and then you go and say theres no need to be mean to others? you've been plenty mean to the "clownies". stop being so hypocritical!!

[clowns arent funny]

really d**clowns make up your mind,make a decision and stay with it.

[DIECLOWNS!]

i did clowns are ok thats what i think

[clowns arent funny]

u are worse than a politician,u may want to a new name here like clownlover or something cheesy like that

[DIECLOWNS!]

yes i do want a new but like i said BEFORE im a clown love i just think clowns and ok

[clowns arent funny]

yes i do want a new but like i said BEFORE im a clown love i just think clowns and ok



please complete sentences with complete words,this ^^^makes no sense

[DIECLOWNS!]

sorry some times i typ to fast

[clowns arent funny]

I want to apologize for my attitude towards dieclowns,but this is how I feel when you flip-flop on clown hating/clown loving.Brittany u need to decide if u are a clown hater or lover.this will be the last I will say of this subject.



Chris

[DIECLOWNS!]

im on the clown side its not like im lover clowns its just that they have done nothing to me and they and not bothering me so why should i hate them and im not going to hate some one or some thing just because some one tells me to

[iamaclown]

dieclowns is right, you shouldnt hate all clowns, just the one that hurted you, and like i said before clowns are not only what you think they are, i hear a lot of people here call themselves freaks, and one name says clowns are freaks, THATS WHAT IAM TRYING TO SAY, we are all the same, all of us make mistakes, and we all will die someday, you guys are allways talking about clownophobia, well you have the answer, clownophobia is a disease, that you fear clowns its YOUR PROBLEM, there is nothing wrong with the clown, it is you who is sick, and it is you who should get some help, and i most surely know that insulting clowns or hating them its not the best way to get healed, forgiveness my friends, peace and love, thats what we all need, no more fights, but laughs, so call up the real clowns and tell them to make you laugh, youll love it.
IAMACLOWN, SAYS: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE TIME YOU USED REPLYING TO MY POST, IT HAS BEEN HELPFULL TO ME, AND, PYRO REALLY, DO U THINK I NEED THOSE ENGLISH LESSONS?
BYE

[DIECLOWNS!]

iamaclown has point

[DIECLOWNS!]

oh yeah LOVE AND PEACE!

[Rodney]

they have done nothing to me and they and not bothering me so why should i hate them and im not going to hate some one or some thing just because some one tells me to

You sure seem to have changed your tune. You first said that you hate clowns and you wanted them to die.

Maybe you are just a liar?

[DIECLOWNS!]

i dont lie

[PyRo]

Everyone lies.... the best people I know have told a few lies. Even little white ones to make someone feel better. So you do lie about lying!

[clowns arent funny]

good finally a decision stick with it.


Chris