Doink the Clown

[Demon]

Is there anyone here that watches or used to watch wrestling? In the early - mid 90's there was this pro-wrestler named Doink the Clown, he was pretty sadistic at first, throwing water over the crowd and smoking cigarettes whilst walking to the ring, he would even use things such as mallets as a weapon sometimes. Of course, then they turned him into a good guy, which is unrealistic because clowns are NOT in any way good guys. :o

I heard that he later wrestled for another company, without the clown suit, and whenever he would win a match, he would dress his oponment up in clown clothing and make up, just so they would feel the pain that he used to feel. If that's not creepy I don't know what is!

A Clown is bad enough, but a Clown that can put you in an armlock and suplex you, well...let's not go there. May you rest uncomfortabley in clown hell, Doink. (although I believe he's still out there...)

[PyRo]

Holy crap that's creepy. The thought that some clown is out there trying to... geeze. I'm glad I've never thought of going into the wrestling career. :? :o

[DownWithTheClowns]

dont member that...

[zulius007]

i don like clowns!!

[zulius007]

[zulius007]

[DownWithTheClowns]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[clowns arent funny]

:shock: looks at picture *** while cold shiver runs down my back




Chris

[DownWithTheClowns]

*Cries*

i was all happy cos i had cheesecake too!!! and then i saw *shudder* that :cry:

[clowns arent funny]

its ok dwtc..we are here so we can all fight it together




chris

[DownWithTheClowns]

*claps* yay. thankies!

*throws a fist into the air* FIGHT ON!!!!

:roll:

:lol:

[clowns arent funny]

you got your flame thrower ready?

[PyRo]

*pulls out flamethrower after crying* Oh this IT wanna-be is going down...

:o :o :o

[Demon]

Great, i'll help. *gets battery acid and a slingshot* (it worked in IT).

[DownWithTheClowns]

mwahahha

new toy!!!

*jumps into the abram's tank* =D (alls id hafta do to get one is fly to Tikrit Iraq where my bro is!!! lol. [why he chose tanks as a specialty i dont know....oh well!] *shoots all the stupid clowns*

heehee. ah...days off of school are great.. one inch of ice and everything shuts down.. ahahahaha

[clowns arent funny]

you are so lucky

[DownWithTheClowns]

LOL

come to south carolina. you can expeirence the joy of being stuck in your huose for 2 , maybe 3 days straight -.- oh yeah, I'm lucky

[clowns arent funny]

south carolina,eh?

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol

yes.

otherwise known as south kackalackie.... :lol:

[clowns arent funny]

between your ice storms & hurricanes..I will stay here in Texas.. 8)





chris

[DownWithTheClowns]

i live too far inland to get the hurricanes

[wonderbread]

that's still way to close to the coast for me. i'll stick with iowa and my tornados.

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I live in a mountainous region in New York I would like to be stuck in my house but we might get a lot a snow tonight and that means no school!(tomorrow :D :D :D )

[clowns arent funny]

yeah I'm with wonderbread all we get is tornados and 1 ice storm a year.



Chris

[Demon]

We get nothing. I live in South East England which is right by the coast.

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol

we only get one ice storm a year too. but it lasts for 3 days. we're on our third day of no school. but 2morrow we go back.. damnit..

we never get hurricanes. not way up here, lol

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I just got the day of today but we have school tomorrow dangit But we may have another day off tomorrow because of the snow! (I live in the Northeast where the storm was)

[clowns arent funny]

ya'll are to lucky..no ice here :cry:




Chris

[witchiepoo]

We don't even begin to get snow here.
We were flooded a few months ago, but we've been in drought for the past 5 years so we don't really have to worry about rain at all, ever really.
We get no tornados, no snow, no earthquakes, nothing.
We do get bush fires/fire storms in summer, but we're half way through now and it still feels like winter here.

I'd really like some sun soon.

[DownWithTheClowns]

no snow. just ice lol.
but there IS school today, in about an hour :?

and we get floods at least twice a year. not cool

[PyRo]

We have lotsa snow this year... lots of snow days. lol Unfortunetly without school for a long time, you actually have a tendancy to WANT it... so enjoy snow days when you have them. :)

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

We have had a couple of snow days here too I tend to get tired and start to daydream of what I would be doing in school to amuse my self (and to let the day go by) :lol:

[wonderbread]

whenever i have a free day i just read. i read LOTR and the Hobbit in only about five days once in the summer... it was fun. :roll:

[joegal]

Have a look at my story.

JG

http://www.portlandtribune.com/archview.cgi?id=22896

[witchiepoo]

Very interesting.

Would have appreciated it more if you hadn't bagged out this place, but hey.
Perhaps you could have approached one of us for comment.
Given your story some balance.

Just a suggestion.

[Rodney]

Given your story some balance.

I agree, that's a pretty one sided story.

I would expect more from a mainstream newspaper.

At least you could have hyperlinked IHateClowns.com.

[Man_From_UNCLE]

The clown on the left has yellow teeth! Do you suppose that's from devouring its victims? :shock:

[dem0nm0nky]

Doink was a horrible wrestler...more a joke character than anything. They ended his story line very quickly thank god and moved on to bigger and better things.