my KLoWn experience

[Nauseous]

When i was 9, my appendix burst so i was in the hospital for 3 weeks. There was always this creepy clown lurking around the hallways leaving a weird smell where ever it walked. The first time he came in my room he brought a ratty teddybear with him and sat down on my bed with a disgusting smile. I was freaking out and he put his hand on my knee so i screamed REALLY loud and pressed the 'nurse' button. He ran out the door and it told my nurse "this is the last time i'm gonna put up with this".
The next family visit i got i was allowed to go outside and play. There was alot of hallways to go through and i had that weird feeling that i was being followed (and i kept hearing a horn behind us). When we all got outside i saw the clown glaring at me through the glass door and *thank god* my mom saw him too. so she walked over to him and told him to piss off! later she complained about him to the desk. and when i was going to sleep itt stood in my doorway and stared at me evilly *shivers*. but was the last time i saw him.

[Zed]

thats just horrible what the freak did to you :o

[Parallax]

If that had been me, they would have never seen the clown alive again. :evil: A freak like that should be boiled in oil!

[Man_From_UNCLE]

I'm still amazed by the fact that clowns are allowed to haunt hospitals. People are trying to get well; they don't need to be distubed by some insane, grease-painted degenerate... :roll:

[King_Louie]

You should have taken one of those SHOCK! and-get-the-heart-back-to-work-thingies and hold it against his ears, then just press the magic button... :twisted:

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

once again with the "magic" items, lol. but damn, i woulda at LEAST kicked the clown in his um.... yeah- lol :wink: muahahaha.

[King_Louie]

Maybe you should join your local soccerclub. Then you'll be allowed to kick balls as much as you want! :twisted:
But if you do, just stay the hell away from me, I don't want to kicked too... :shock:

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol nononono- i only kick UNCOOL people. which wouldn't be u, KL :wink: or anyone on this site for that matter. :lol:

[Zed]

thx :D 8)

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol no prob bob!! wait.. ur names not bob... that's my invisible friend's name. or one of em at least... :wink: whheeeee!! please excuse me- i've had a BIT too much sugar today :wink: :lol: heeheehee

[King_Louie]

Don't you just love sugar? Maybe a little tip: sometimes I put some coffee or tea in my sugar. Tastes great! :D

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[Lord_Fartalot]

All clowns (and especially that one) should be hunted down by large groups of people with torches, thereupon beaten with wooden sticks and iron chains, subsequently yours truly shall piss on them.

ps I breathe suger so that I can kick as many clowns as needed. 8)

[DownWithTheClowns]

yupp i love coffee with pure white sugar. :lol: OOHH! ya know what else is good (and im bein SO serious about this)- when u have sum sweet tea- put sum brown sugar in it. it is SO good lol) and another thing for a sugar rush- eat a bowl of reese's puffs and drink a full cup of pepsi(or cola- w/e u guys have lol)

[King_Louie]

Or you can just eat an entire sugar beet! (Tried it once, doesn't taste very sugarish)

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[Lord_Fartalot]

OR we could drop this sugar obsession and talk about how we could kill us some clowns..............with sugar (DAMN) :evil:

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol. hey- it's not our fault we love sugar. anyhow- here's an idea: hang a clown- but not totally, just enough so he can barely breathe and u can still bring him pain. example- burning him, stabbing him, kicking him (KL- u know what i mean lol) um... anymore ideas??!!?!!

[King_Louie]

Make him eat his stupid red nose! :D Or maybe shove a stick up his ass (I ain't gonna do that myself, maybe we can borrow one of those bombsquad robots...) to poke his eyes out! :twisted:

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[DownWithTheClowns]

lmao.. OOHH!!lemon or lime or grapefruit juice or alcohol in the eyes!! i swear... grapefruit juice in the eye hurts like hell... :?

[King_Louie]

Sounds like you've got some experience with that... :D

:o

[PyRo]

SUGAR ROCKS!!! *bounces around with 5 lbs of sugar in hand* and that would scare me to death. I mean adding onto the fact that I was in the hospital I would have died if that clown ever did that to me. :shock: :cry: I'm glad you survived!! :o :D

[King_Louie]

You know, Pyro. Sugar and fire go very well together. Just take some sugar powder (don't know if it's called that in english, if not: it's the stuff you put on cakes) and throw it in the air. Then just hold a flame near it... Try to step away as fast as possible, it kinda gives a big flame. :twisted:

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[PyRo]

SWEEET!!!!!! *goes and tries it.... burns down neigborhood* who cares...wait.... MY COMPUTER!!! :shock: *sees it encased ina fireproof cube... huggles it* I saved it!! :wink: :o

[King_Louie]

And the cool part is, it's not only sugar in powder form that gives such a huge flame. Try milk powder (the stuff you put in your coffee), flour, etc. Just take anything you find in the kitchen and try to set it on fire! But hands off the ammonia... :D

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[DownWithTheClowns]

whoo hooo!!FIRE!! nono- here's sumthin my big brother did. take an aluminum pan and put about an inch of rubbing alcohol in it-( do this in ur bathroom at nite with all thelights off) then light the alcohol on fire. it's so awesome coz it sends up a hugeflame.but like the powerderd sugar- step back quickly

[Dragonyoshi]

i have an idea, give the clown so much sugar that he has a heart attack. it would be very stressful, like hen you eat too much sugar (if thre is such a thing( and have nothing to do and you get bored. tie him upside down too. find diabetic clowns

[DownWithTheClowns]

AH!! :shock: :shock: TOO MUCH SUGAR?!?!?!?! NO such thing!!! *shakes her head* i'm ashamed....