ANOTHER COMMERCIAL!

[DownWithTheClowns]

Well, just yesterday I saw this HORENDOUS comercial for Verizon Wireless. It's like a freakin clown convention and how this one clown one something or the other. I don't really remember any details...I was just kind of sitting there drop jawed at all the clowns..so..many..clowns...*shudders and hides under the desk*

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I've seen that commercial I usually turn my head and drown out the noise....

[Clownslayer98]

yeah thats why verizon sucks! Filthy clown lovin freaks! :o :o :o

[therednosedclown]

You all should be in the convention... The highest concentration of clowns ever!!! Imagine...


Besides, the site already has this concentration... U all should establish the clown party... Ruling the USA... The party's president obviously would be Mr. Bush...

[Blotto the Clown]

You all should be in the convention... The highest concentration of clowns ever!!! Imagine...


Besides, the site already has this concentration... U all should establish the clown party... Ruling the USA... The party's president obviously would be Mr. Bush...

Ha Ha Ha, thats funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Now there are a few McDonalds commercials with that grease-painted freak pretending to poarticipate in the Olympics. Revolting! :o

[DownWithTheClowns]

Now there are a few McDonalds commercials with that grease-painted freak pretending to poarticipate in the Olympics. Revolting! :o

It really is...especially the way they have it made...really cartoon-y and almost scary looking....

[ClwnHatinCanuck]

I doubt they'd let Ronald participate in the Olympics. His blood's probably full of the same kind of crap they put in their "food".

[rainbowtheclown]

I just saw the commercial for mustard I saw discussed on this site. I can't believe what I saw. The clown takes food away from a kid and then squirts water in the kids face making him cry. There needs to be a job opening for the ad agency that came up with that. Does anyone know which mustard it was?

[Man_From_UNCLE]

French's :o

[rainbowtheclown]

thanyou. they are going to be hearing from me

[sleepygoof1231]

Yeah I was feeding my daughter when that French's commercial came on--and it my step-dad that was innocently watching the news- so all I saw was the glove of the clown and I dropped--no I mean I dropped to the floor like under the table and crying and screaming- Me acting like a crazy fool didn't bother me-it was the look on my daughters face..when I finally calmed down-I could see that she was pale white.

[rainbowtheclown]

god-blessd sh-- dang @<hidden>#$% That makes me so mad I can't see strait.Are they crazy?? God,I don't know what to say,I feel bad for you and your girl. If you need advice on how to avoid clowns in our area let me know

[Blotto the Clown]

so all I saw was the glove of the clown and I dropped--no I mean I dropped to the floor like under the table and crying and screaming-

You sir, are quite a pussy. :lol:

Me acting like a crazy fool didn't bother me-it was the look on my daughters face..when I finally calmed down-I could see that she was pale white.

Your daughter is going to be afraid of you!. Nice way to raise a child sh!t-heel.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sleepygoof1231]

Actually i'm a female---and you dumbass--isn't this an I hate clowns forum--I'm sorry that I am the only one with real clown phobia (sad) :roll:

[Blotto the Clown]

Actually i'm a female---and you dumbass--isn't this an I hate clowns forum--I'm sorry that I am the only one with real clown phobia (sad) :roll:

Well, you bait me with an asinine post like that I gotta run with it.
:wink: :lol:

Did you see my pic in the gallery?

[sleepygoof1231]

Well, you bait me with an asinine post like that I gotta run with it.
:wink: :lol:

Did you see my pic in the gallery?[/quote]


Nope---don't plan to
( I Think that ur trying piss me off) or scare the shit out of me

[Blotto the Clown]

( I Think that ur trying piss me off) or scare the s*** out of me

I'm just fuckin' with you, relax. :roll:

[sleepygoof1231]

god-blessd sh-- dang @<hidden>#$% That makes me so mad I can't see strait.Are they crazy?? God,I don't know what to say,I feel bad for you and your girl. If you need advice on how to avoid clowns in our area let me know

What part of houston are you in?

[sleepygoof1231]

It's cool---but c'mon be honest :) --you have a clown pic on ur profile..huh?

[Blotto the Clown]

It's cool---but c'mon be honest :) --you have a clown pic on ur profile..huh?

You talking to me or rainbow?

[sleepygoof1231]

It's cool---but c'mon be honest :) --you have a clown pic on ur profile..huh?

You talking to me or rainbow?

YOU "BLOTTO"

[Blotto the Clown]

It's cool---but c'mon be honest :) --you have a clown pic on ur profile..huh?

You talking to me or rainbow?

YOU "BLOTTO"

I"M A CLOWN!! YES!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[sleepygoof1231]

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I"M A CLOWN!! YES!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Are you dressed right now....in full clown form?? :wink:

[Blotto the Clown]

Are you dressed right now....in full clown form?? :wink:

No, It's a part-time gig. I'm just in love with the Circus.

[theclownsarecomming]

when is the last time you had a "gig"?

[Blotto the Clown]

when is the last time you had a "gig"?

July, I'm working on it though. I designing some promotional materials right now, and I'm going to do web site. I'll let you all know as soon as it's done. After that I imagine that I'll be so busy I can quit my day job. :wink:

[theclownsarecomming]

After that I imagine that I'll be so busy I can quit my day job.

ummm, yeah, i wouldnt hold my breath if i were you......... :lol:

actually i probably would hold my breath if i were you because i imagine your stench is pretty bad..........
sorry, couldnt help it.... :lol:

[Blotto the Clown]

i probably would hold my breath if i were you because i imagine your stench is pretty bad..........

It's probably not as rotten smelling as your crotch! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[theclownsarecomming]

*sniff* *sniff*
no no, thats your mom again........

[Blotto the Clown]

*sniff* *sniff*
no no, thats your mom again........

I don't think so trick baby, I know what kind of a dirty-b!tch you are.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[theclownsarecomming]

I know what kind of a dirty-b!tch you are.

what ever, your just hoping im a dirty-b!tch cuz then you might have a chance with me....
well, sorry to burst your balloon honey, but if I do ever decide to go slummin..............no.........I still wouldnt call you.

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I'm sorry that I am the only one with real clown phobia (sad) :roll:

Actually before I came here I had coulrophobia too. But as I settled in I now just have a hatred and a little fear.

[sleepygoof1231]

Actually before I came here I had coulrophobia too. But as I settled in I now just have a hatred and a little fear.


That's good--I went to this psyciatrist(?) and he said they are usually a symblic figure of what ur really afraid of....I know Why a clown HUH? It could be worse..it could be something stupid like house plants! :lol:

[toosweet_juggalette]

Actually i'm a female---and you dumbass--isn't this an I hate clowns forum--I'm sorry that I am the only one with real clown phobia (sad) :roll:


I know how you feel i took my son trick or treating last year and there was this kid dressed like a damn clown and i was freaking out this kid was chasing me. i was seriously cryin and my son was like mommy ill make the bad clown stop. I felt so stupid but i cant help it my heart starts to race and i start to like hyperventilate. its crazy .

[sleepygoof1231]

I know how you feel i took my son trick or treating last year and there was this kid dressed like a damn clown and i was freaking out this kid was chasing me. i was seriously cryin and my son was like mommy ill make the bad clown stop. I felt so stupid but i cant help it my heart starts to race and i start to like hyperventilate. its crazy .

I feel the same way--that's sweet that ur little kid tried to help you--usually it's my mom that will come to me when I'm panicing :( --it's funny b/c she'll come from where ever she is --lookin' like she's gonna beat up some body--Yelling "where is it?!"

[clownsmell]

Aw I feel for you. I have lots of nightmares about them. I used to get my mum but I try and calm myself down now and i tell myself it was all a dream. Its scary though.
Im also scared of spiders. Once i was trying to turn off my computer and i saw a hairy long leg of one crawling on the desk and i totally freaked. This was quite recently. I was crying, shaking and i just backed away, watched it and froze. I literally couldnt move. I was so in shock. Ive never had panic attacks before and i thought it was stupid to, but i realise now how scary they are. :cry:

[sleepygoof1231]

Aw I feel for you. I have lots of nightmares about them. I used to get my mum but I try and calm myself down now and i tell myself it was all a dream. Its scary though.
Im also scared of spiders. Once i was trying to turn off my computer and i saw a hairy long leg of one crawling on the desk and i totally freaked. This was quite recently. I was crying, shaking and i just backed away, watched it and froze. I literally couldnt move. I was so in shock. Ive never had panic attacks before and i thought it was stupid to, but i realise now how scary they are. :cry:

Yup--that's exactly how I feel when I see a clown- :?

[Twisted toaster]

Yah, yah, I know, I'm digressing back to the subject of commercials and McDonalds, but you know what's really funny?

http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/arch75.html

This is one of the most addicting, piss-your-pants funny sites on the net. The guy who wrote/writes it documents and photographes inexplicable objects. This one entails the epitome of heart attack that beith Ronald McSh!thead :twisted:

[ClwnHatinCanuck]

http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/arch75.html

Ha ha ha! The rest of the site is great, too... :lol: