The History of the SCM.

[Rosco the Squirty Chicken]

The SCM is a group dedicated to making horrible, evil clowns "funny". If any of them prove impossible to make funny, then we're also into getting rid of clowns through humorous means. To date, they have yet to encounter a clown that couldn't be funny.

The first Squirty Chicken was developed by clowns as a bad joke combining the rubber chicken with the squirting flower. Historians are unsure if it was actually 'Feckwit the Clown' or 'Lungbutter-van-de-klinken' who created the first one. The squirty chickens were under clownie repression for a long time, but nobody is sure how long that really was since the chickens never thought to keep historical records. A squirty chicken named 'Rosco' was the first one to escape from the clowns and bring information of this horrible crime against humanity to international attention. Everyone agreed that it wasn't right what the clowns were doing to them, but doing something about it would mean taking on one of the biggest clown strongholds.

Eventually, lead by somebody going by the name of 'Dislike clowns' several of the members of www.ihateclowns.com banded together to help liberate the squirty chickens. After a long and bloody war, with lots of bizzare squeaking noises and innumerable cream-pies, they were finally freed. The squirty chickens were so greatful for this help that they swore to do everything they possibly could to make it up to those who helped secure their hard-earned freedom. Once freed, they went forth to spread the word of www.ihateclowns.com far and wide, and later they even enjoyed the benefits of www.ihateclowns.net

Fiercely loyal to the anti-clown cause, the Squirty Chickens have become a legend that if you try hard enough, a clown-free lifestyle is possible.

The Squirty Chicken Mafia :o

[Fire Bip]

Wowwwwwww :shock:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

It is good to see that the SCM is also alive and functioning! Clowns have no-doubt made great strides during the temporary absence of IHC... :x

[Larry]

The clown rate has risen dramtically during the downtime of the IHC. The vermin now feel free to wreak havoc as they please. We need to counter attack as soon as possible. :x

[witchiepoo]

It's so good to see you back again Rosco!!


But can we have more on the history of the scm?
The way it's developed over the years?
How about the special missions it's been involved with?
And what of it's brave and fearless leader?
Also, how about it's work with other anti-clown organisations?

This is the real history schools need to teach.
By learning from our past successes against clowns we can assure the world more in the future!

[Larry]

Knowledge is most certainly the key to victory! :!:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

The the clown rate has risen dramtically during the downtime of the IHC. The vermin now feel free to wreak havoc as they please. We need to counter attack as soon as possible. :x

Yes! The diseased vermin-filth are probably laughing at the misfortune which had recently fallen upon the anti-greasepaint factions! :x However, we shall have our retribution! Even now, our ranks are beginning to fill! THERE SHALL BE A RECKONING!!! :o

[Larry]

Our justise will be swift and without mercy!! :evil:

[clownkilla]

:o KILL EM ALL!!!! :o

[Larry]

Slowly
:o KILL EM ALL!!!! :o :twisted:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Our justise will be swift and without mercy!! :evil:

:wink: Yet filled with humiliation for the grease-painted scum! :o

[Larry]

:D Let us make that SLOW PAINFUL HUMILATION :!:

[clownclonk]

Hey Rosco,
Remember me? I was here way back in the beginning of the mafia, I posted as the "Godfather," I've been away on some independant missions, but now I'm back and ready for some stricnine in the greasepaint!

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Where is Larry anyway?

[witchiepoo]

He's still alive, we email each other now and again.

Perhaps the grass is greener.

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Larry was always cool. I'll have to shoot him an e-mail one of these days...