evil clown

[evil_weasel]

First of I have to say that I have always been scared of clowns and any one in costume (mascots at games, the santas at the mall, etc.)

On Wensday my friend and I went to Golden Corral and there was a clown there who was doing face paintings. After we ate we went to a baseball game and there was another clown there giving out balloons. We didnt want to ask for one because we hate clowns, so we ended up stealing balloons and stuff. Our other friend (who is a boy) went up to the clown and said "I want a sword ballon." The clown asked what color he would like and he repiled by saying "I want a purple one.". Then the EVIL CLOWN just looked at him and said, "What are you gay?". I feel that he had no right to say that. Aren't clowns "supposed" to be nice and friendly? Then he starting yelling at my friend for her to give him a tip! We are plotting against all clowns. tootles!

[King_Louie]

That's the whole problem with clowns. Due to their so called 'funny' appereance, you expect them to be nice to you. However, underneath that big white smile they've painted on their old, wrinkled faces, there are sick and twisted individuals, who should be dealt with.
With deadly force of course.

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

my problem was/is- i never liked the paint on clowns faces. all it shows is that they're fake. i mean- they have a painted on smile when most of the time they aren't really smiling! .... kinda reminds me of preps.. fake people with caked on faces... oh- sorry- that's a diff. subject, lol. :lol: :lol:

[clowns arent funny]

They all have evil agendas,I bet they all lead sad pathetic lives,do you wonder if they have an I hate people website?just a thought

:o :o :o


Chris

[King_Louie]

Clowns are too stupid to build websites.

:o

[ClwnHatinCanuck]

Decent websites, at least.

[King_Louie]

They probably use ClownPage 2000. It comes with some handy templates to build the most scary clown homepages...

:o

[Parallax]

We should hire a hacker to totally crash any clown website. Let's make sure the hacker loathes clowns as much as we do. :twisted: :twisted: :o :o :o :o :o :o

[King_Louie]

Well, I'm not a real hacker, but I do know a few tricks. For example, if someone is hosting a website on his on server connected to the internet with a simple xDSL connection, give the following command in as many commandprompt windows as possible:
ping -t -l 65500 <CLOWN_WEBSITE_IP>

It will keep on sending packages of 65500 bytes to the target, causing it's upstream to fill up with replies to you. This doesn't work if your connection is slower than the target (so don't try to take out Geocities or something :D), or if the target has a firewall installed. (But clowns aren't smart enough to know how to do that...)

Another trick: if you're in a LAN with someone else you don't like, and you're running Windows XP (Home or Pro, doesn't matter). Give the following command: shutdown -i
Now just specify the target's computername (use the command NET VIEW to get a list of computers in your LAN), choose Shutdown, don't notify the target (causes an imidiate shutdown), not planned, and add some comment (won't be shown to target). HAVE FUN! :D

PS: The WinXP trick works only on NT based Windows versions (NT4, Win2K, XP)

:o

[Zed]

coooool dude! :D :D :D :D

[Nauseous]

omg king! i'm so glad your on our side!

[King_Louie]

omg king! i'm so glad your on our side!

Of course you are, everyone is! :D

:o

[Zed]

hail to the king! :lol:

[PyRo]

I used to do that... but then my stupid computer began crashing when I did it after about the 78th time. :twisted: Anyhoo, to DWTC's comment earlier, preps are clowns in the making, just remember that. :wink: :o

[Wicked-Jester]

First of I have to say that I have always been scared of clowns and any one in costume (mascots at games, the santas at the mall, etc.)

On Wensday my friend and I went to Golden Corral and there was a clown there who was doing face paintings. After we ate we went to a baseball game and there was another clown there giving out balloons. We didnt want to ask for one because we hate clowns, so we ended up stealing balloons and stuff. Our other friend (who is a boy) went up to the clown and said "I want a sword ballon." The clown asked what color he would like and he repiled by saying "I want a purple one.". Then the EVIL CLOWN just looked at him and said, "What are you gay?". I feel that he had no right to say that. Aren't clowns "supposed" to be nice and friendly? Then he starting yelling at my friend for her to give him a tip! We are plotting against all clowns. tootles!

woah... that is hilarious!!!!! :lol:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

But someone with the name Wicked-Jester would probably laugh at an individual who is suffering from cancer... :o

Cretin...

[simienne]

ooh, harsh.