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BuffyTheClownSlayer
June 27th, 2003, 07:27 PM
so yeah this guy who is like 34 came to my school onESM day the last day of school...he was our "magician" when i found out he was a juggler i got kinda scared because usually clowns are the ones with the unicycles and the big black cases full of balls and costumes..but i dont knwo..he was DIFFERENT...he did all his tricks with no facepaint at all...no silly hair just a wonderful hat. it was purple :). he wore plaid pants with rainbow suspenders...sounds liek my wordrobe :)
he had normal shoes on and no big red nose. his accent made me laugh and his facial expressions almost had me crying they were so funny.

at the end of the show ...i went up to him..he was tieing his nike sneakers and sitting on the ground....i said "hey hilby...(being shy scruffing my feet) are you a clown???"
Hilby: hey there! i guess you could say that..but i'm really just a normal guy..
Me: oh...
Hilby: why do you ask doll?
Me: well ya see i'm afraid of clowns..and all that make up and big balls on their costumes and the hair...and omg those noses!!!
Hilby: oh! one of those kids (wink) you know..its okie to be afriad but hey you see i'm normal. i dont liek all that make-up...i might be considered a clown but i dont enjoy dressing all stupid and such. i just liek to make kids laugh. (his accent made me smile)
Hilby: there you go smiling...you did a good job today watching the show..thank you for coming.
and he gave me a high five. he is awesome. one of the nicest men i've met..i'm suprised hes so funny :)

anyways thats my story.
PyRo
June 27th, 2003, 08:46 PM
Dude that's awesome. Why did you guy's get the cool day school day?! All we got was a lame picnic with the 7th graders mixed in... I WISHED THEY WOULD DIE!! lol just kidding :wink: ... Anyways, notice he wasn't grease covered... thus he didn't have to hide anything making him cool!... But Stay warry!! :o 8)
Man_From_UNCLE
June 28th, 2003, 10:17 AM
The last day of school should always feature children with baseball bats hitting a giant clown piniata! Or maybe a real clown would be better... :twisted:
King_Louie
June 28th, 2003, 11:57 AM
The last day of school should always feature children with baseball bats hitting a giant clown piniata! Or maybe a real clown would be better... :twisted:

Now there's an idea! :D

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Nauseous
June 28th, 2003, 06:14 PM
german guys are sexy... so i guess he sounds ok :?
DownWithTheClowns
June 28th, 2003, 08:11 PM
that is REALLY awesome. the best thing we had was an "eigth grade day" where the whole day we hung out outside and had fun. it was pretty cool. we even had a local radio station come. :lol: no stupid seventh graders pyro, haha, i was lucky :lol:
King_Louie
June 29th, 2003, 01:33 AM
german guys are sexy... so i guess he sounds ok :?

Have you actually ever seen someone from germany? Most of them are just fat, stupid bastards really. That's my modest opinion, based on the people I see staying in a local motel. (Which are germans...)

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PyRo
July 1st, 2003, 12:21 PM
Well I won't call that guy a clown... I'd say he's an illusionist if you ask me... either he's a talented magician or a clown pretending to be nice so it can suck yer brains out at night. :o But it won't because I shall protect thee!!! :D
King_Louie
July 1st, 2003, 02:50 PM
Welcome to 21st century, knight in shiny armor. :D

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BuffyTheClownSlayer
July 7th, 2003, 11:31 AM
yeah protection is what i need mwahahah!
GoodClownsRDeadOnes
July 12th, 2003, 08:03 PM
Sorry but clowns or even "clownlike" people are decietful and are ALWAYS hiding something. I bet a lot of kids though JWG was nice too.....Guy was probably a perv and needs to die a firey death just to be sure...... :twisted:
DownWithTheClowns
July 13th, 2003, 10:15 AM
OHH YAAY!!! ANOTHER PYRO!!! ^^^^

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King_Louie
July 13th, 2003, 02:46 PM
DWTC, congratulations with your membership of the Elite Clown Loathers Association! Your membership card and your lifesupply of beernuts are ready to be picked up. Also, if you order now, you'll get a discount at our Special 'Set-'m-On-Fire' Zippo lighters. :wink:

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DownWithTheClowns
July 13th, 2003, 04:46 PM
KL- lmao. (oops- there i go again with nuthin to sit on :wink: ) WHOO HOO!! ZIPPOS!!! and who else is in this "elite club" ?

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King_Louie
July 13th, 2003, 11:44 PM
Uhm, well, right now? Me. :D

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DownWithTheClowns
July 14th, 2003, 09:32 AM
lol GO US!!! :lol: 8)