...um, make that a TRIO of scary places. :(

[Dislike clowns]

Looking for stuff on 'Clown Heaven'. I found others. :( Here's what I was able to find lurking in Indiana, USA. Taken directly from: http://www.edwolfeservices.com/Dealers/ingifts.htm

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Clown Connection Balloon Disp 114 N 19th St Richmond, IN 47374-3421 317-962-7466

Clown Heaven 4792 Old State Road 37 S Martinsville, IN 46151-9454 317-342-6888

Clowns Etc Carmel, IN 46032 317-848-1300

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These are the openly clownie stores I could find easily. I didn't take the time to try to find ones that aren't out of the grease-closet, or ones that are more covert. I was only going for the first word as "clown".

Yes, the clowns apparently have an underground here. Anyway, same warnings apply. Don't go mess with them, clowns are bloody scary normally; I do NOT want to encounter any, let alone ones that are in a bad mood! I think even wearing the 'IHC colors' around them may not be a good idea. They probably even have a few 'innocents' working there, that just can't find a better job. Even if they're ALL openly clownie, give them a break, and realize that you're on their turf.

If your goal is better clowns, a clown-free life, or no clowns; you see that terrorizing them will do no good.

:o SCM :o

[Nauseous]

damn. Indiana is infested with those mofos! :o

[mx5_boy]

:(

For every 3 in public there another 15 in hiding...

Ooooeerrssss.


clowns=snails intestinal warts


mb

[Dislike clowns]

Ok, you're gonna be like that...

Take the SCM challenge:

Find out how many clown-stores there are in your STATE. (If not US, go province or whatever.)

By the way, this will get either scary or depressing. But it will further validate the site's existance.

I found those by using google and searching "indiana clown". See what you can find for YOUR state, if you dare.

God damned grease-painted fools...

[The Deranged Mr. Smiley]

Sound like 'fun'...say Dc, you issuing SCM points for this challenge?

[Dislike clowns]

I just might. But somebody has to do it before I decide if SC Points will even be brought back.

When the board was killed, all SC Points were cleared because there was no documentation of any ever having been issued.

[mx5_boy]

:o

A search using *Sydney Clowns* got the following in the first couple of pages: [There were more than 10 more to look through.. ugh!]

http://www.carouselclownsforfun.com.au/

http://www.strippergrams.com.au/magicians_and_clowns.html

http://www.zip.com.au/~clownon/

http://www.comedyspecialists.com.au/ChnsBDay.html

http://www.childcareoz.com/Entertainers.html

.......................

A search using *Sydney Clown School* got the following:

http://foolfactory.com.au/pages/about_cv.html

http://www.artmedia.com.au/playspac.htm


*projectile vomits*

As you can see Sydney is infested with clowns, even more so that it is one of the top tourist destinations in the world. Down where I work at Circular Quay there are ALWAYS mimes and clowns molesting people and making children cry!

*burn them*

mimes=rancid hog fat

mb

[Dislike clowns]

MX5,

What can I say, clowns suck. Sorry you now know what a wreched hive of scum and villany Sydney really is. But you get 100 SC Points.