The Citywide Clown Curfew

[GoodClownsRDeadOnes]

I grew up in a town just North of Boston. In 1979-1980, there was an
urban legend with some truth to it that made me hate clowns for ever.

There was a couple of abductions reported in my town and some neighboring towns. Witnesses say that it was a black van that was pulling up to playgrounds/schoolyards and one or two men dressed as clowns (go figure) were jumping out and literally pulling kids into the van and driving away. A couple of kids were abducted but the police didn't give any details other than the van and the clowns. People got so worried that four or five towns actually imposed a curfew as ar as how late you could stay at the schoolyards and playgrounds and as a result a lot of kids not only learned to fear clowns but hate them for disrupting what should have been a normal summer. About 3 months later, 20 miles away they found the van in the woods with supposedly blood stains, knifes, ropes, gags and the remenants of clown costumes and make up. :shock:

[IFUCKINHATECLOWNS]

ha! yet another reason children should carry firearms.

[DownWithTheClowns]

haha. i can see it now... little seven year olds walking to school with a glock packed "safely" in their bookbags... hhahhha thats great :lol: :wink:

[King_Louie]

Just a Glock won't do the trick. Just put an H&K G36 Compact in their Sesamestreet lunchboxes. And of course put some kids on the roofs with MSG90 7.62mm sniper rifles. Now that's what I call clown-free! :twisted:

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

lmfao. and the flamethrowers! dont forget teh flamethrowers!

[Parallax]

One more reason to rain death on the grease-painted bastich freaks! One of my sisters could accompany her kids to school with a S&W .38 pistol, while I'd use the S&W Model 29-E .44 Magnum and the .44 Magnum Automag. My family and have a lot of heavy firepower, but not enough bullets for every child molestin' clown on Earth. :x

[DownWithTheClowns]

muahahaha. firepower.. haha.. fire.. YAY! and there'll never be enough firepower to get rid of em all. :x :x :x

[PyRo]

FLAMES ARE GOOD!! How about the kids hire me as a personal body guard? I'll make sure they're safe. :twisted: :o

[DownWithTheClowns]

muahahah... hey pyro- maybe we can start up a protection service... "pyros united" heehee :twisted: :o :twisted:

[mx5_boy]

:lol:

[insert - hands little Sarah a couple of Molotov's and saftey matches and gives instructions how to throw and light quickly.]

:wink:

It seems there is a few of us here that would like nothing more than to torch clowns.

LOL

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[DownWithTheClowns]

heehee HELL YES!!! ^^^^^ *ties a clown to a post and sprikles his feet with dry leaves and twigs then covers that with gasoline then dips his dumbass nose in lighter fliud, pours battery acid down its face, then strikes a match, throws it and tears across the yard like hell* :twisted: :twisted:

[Parallax]

*grabs a clown by the neck and tosses the fragger in the air* Say "Good night Gracie"!! *takes out the S&W model 29-E .44 Magnum and fires all six hollowpoint bullets at the clown!* *All six strike the clown. The first splatters the clown's brains all over the place! The next three rip the clown's "heart" and lungs out in a gory display of blood! The last two obliterate the clown's reproductive organs!* *The clown was dead before it could even hit the ground!* :twisted:

[King_Louie]

*grabs a clown by the neck and tosses the fragger in the air* Say "Good night Gracie"!! *takes out the S&W model 29-E .44 Magnum and fires all six hollowpoint bullets at the clown!* *All six strike the clown. The first splatters the clown's brains all over the place! The next three rip the clown's "heart" and lungs out in a gory display of blood! The last two obliterate the clown's reproductive organs!* *The clown was dead before it could even hit the ground!* :twisted:

So, what's for dinner? :D

[Parallax]

:D I'm up for lasagna and a salad. After that, I plan on hunting down more clowns and dispatching them to the painful firey deaths they and their cousins the mimes so richly deserve. :twisted:

[Man_From_UNCLE]

*I know this is an old thread, but I'm still catching up.*

Seems typical for clowns. I am surprised though, at the violence of the responses.

[DownWithTheClowns]

*stands there shocked*

wow this is old..

but man i hardly member writing that..musta been on a sugar high or something...

[Electrocutedclowns]

How about combining fire and electrocution? You could put a clown in an electric chair, and put lighter fluid around it. Then, I'll pull the switch, and Pyro can throw the lighter :wink:

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

How about combining fire and electrocution? You could put a clown in an electric chair, and put lighter fluid around it. Then, I'll pull the switch, and Pyro can throw the lighter :wink:

Ooooooooo I like that idea........

[DownWithTheClowns]

hey! works for me!!

[*I*love*clowns*]

i like clowns

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Then you need to quit doing Wet...

[*I*love*clowns*]

clowns are gr8! they have big smiles and cheery red noses

[clowns arent funny]

Their happiness isnt real,thats why the hide behind makeup and other props.




Chris

[*I*love*clowns*]

and can you proove that? how do you know that? they could just be so happy that they want to exctend there happyness and spead it across the world! by dressing up and looking FUNNY and making people laugh!

[DownWithTheClowns]

most clowns are stupid ba$tards who get drunk all the time, chain smoke and molest little children.

take krusty the klown from the simpsons for example. I love the Simpsons as much as the next person, but Krusty is the epitome of what is CLOWNS. when he isnt on the show hes depressed, he smokes, hes a bad guy in general....

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

EXACTLY what I wanted to say DWTC!

[*I*love*clowns*]

itz a cartoon not real

[Electrocutedclowns]

Well its a real portrayal

[DownWithTheClowns]

exactly my point

[clowns arent funny]

itz a cartoon not real


itz....come on it is a SIMPLE 3 letter word it's...it's,quit embarrasing yourself

[*I*love*clowns*]

its just how i type! i abreviate words! text language? txt insted of text ure insted of your? wat insted of what!

[Electrocutedclowns]

Look, ILC, if you want to stay here, at least make an effort to talk in complete sentences and to spell words right. Of course, I'd rather you just leave alltogether :wink:

[DownWithTheClowns]

its just how i type! i abreviate words! text language? txt insted of text ure insted of your? wat insted of what!

we all know this. we aren't ignorant, thank you. but sometimes abbreviations can get quite annoying and sometimes hard to understand, depending on which sense you use it in. it's usualy a difference of one letter. you cannot possibly be that lazy

[*I*love*clowns*]

well i am that lazy but i appologise and will steer away from using text language from now on! sorry

[Electrocutedclowns]

Wow!! She used sorry instead of sry!!!

Lets give her a hand :wink: !!

[*I*love*clowns*]

i try and try but still but there is no end to this madness!

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol we are mean and relentless

you must realize this

[clowns arent funny]

We dont play well with others do we? :lol:




Chris

[Man_From_UNCLE]

i try and try but still but there is no end to this madness!

:idea: That's what happens to clown-lovers!

[DownWithTheClowns]

We dont play well with others do we? :lol:




Chris

NO WE DONT! :lol: i dunno about you, but I'm damn proud!

[PyRo]

She don't know us too well do she? :twisted:

[Electrocutedclowns]

Nope...and I doubt that she ever will :lol:

[DownWithTheClowns]

*laughs evily, clicking her fingers together like Mr.Burns on the Simpsons*

never :lol: