if you give one of us a flame thrower.

[Dragonyoshi]

if you give one of us a flamethrower, a clown will be burned to ashes. and when the clown burns to ashes they will ask for a cup to put them in. and when they get the ashes in the cup they will ask for a lift to the nearest lake. an when they get to the lake, they will dump the ashes into the water. and when they dump the ashes into the water, the fish will nibble on them. and when the fish nibble on the ashes, their heart will be fillde with joy. and when their hearts are filled with joy, they will ask for another flame thrower. and if you dont give them the flamethrower, they'll get a knife or a baseball bat.

the end

[DownWithTheClowns]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lololol beautiful story, lol hahahha... that's great...

[ryhmeswith_orange]

ha ha yeah! hey can som1 tell me what the clownie rank is? :oops:

[ClwnHatinCanuck]

A rank only reserved for the worst of the worst, the clown lovers and even (gasp) CLOWNS that manage to register here.

[ryhmeswith_orange]

freaky that means anyone could be a clown I DONT WANNA BE A FUCKIN CLOWN :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[ryhmeswith_orange]

what if it jus happens and i have no control over it HUH HUH? then what genious??? jk i kno i wont be clown
first of all its too much work second of all one of you guys would kill me :idea: if i ever become a clown i need you guys to promise me you'll give me a quick death PLEASE? :(

[DownWithTheClowns]

no worries- i'd burn u quickly. lol. no, i'd just slap (and kick) thehell outta u to make u come to ur senses.if that dont work... ill chop ur head off!! :lol: