female clowns?

[simienne]

I was asked today what I thought of female clowns. I typically think of clowns as male, but some scary lady ones are out there. But I just wondered what the forum's opinion would be. Views anyone?

[King_Louie]

Although female clowns are a lot rarer then male clowns are, they have the element of surprise. You expect some old, lazy drunk, but instead there's this woman. What should you think of her? Don't let her fool you! She's just as bad as a male. A clown is a clown. No matter what gender, race, age or religion. Clowns are not done.

:o

[simienne]

You have a good point - there IS an element of surprise. In some ways, female clowns are even spookier than male ones. And scarier still is the fear they may be carrying little baby clowns... Shudder. I've always been scared of children in facepaint. Well, it's not natural is it? Clowns-in-training. Double shudder.

[DownWithTheClowns]

well- i think women clowns are just as horrible. coz children are naturally drawn to women... maybe its a plan just to get more people into being clowns when they grow up....

[clownaphobic]

All clowns=evil :twisted:

[Nauseous]

you people are dumb. male clowns are more evil. female clowns are more crazy and foofoo.

[DownWithTheClowns]

CLOWNKILLA STOP IT!!please!

they are foofoo, true enough, but thats what brings the kiddies into clowns and thats never good.

[simienne]

I can't believe anyone would be DRAWN to a clown, male or female? But maybe kids that aren't scared of them yet are just better able to tolerate lady clowns? I think they're as scary. Only smaller (usually). Isn't there something even more sinister about a woman that would want to terrorise people wearing a curly wig and excessive make-up? Mind you, it never stopped my grandmother... :)

[clowns arent funny]

Still a clown,,doesnt matter which restroom it goes to

:o :o :o :o

Chris

[DownWithTheClowns]

ur grandmother was a clown? :? eek....but yeah, some little kids havent had bad expeirences with clowns yet so they LIKE clowns..... scary thought, i know.

[simienne]

Hahaha - no. My grandmother just has mad frizzy hair (owns the odd blonde wig), and wears too much make-up. She's not a clown. She's mad as a balloon, but not a clown.

[DownWithTheClowns]

oooo ok. still tho- frizzy hair.. too much makeup- still too clownish...mad as a balloon. lol...nice term

[simienne]

You just be thankful she has aviophobia (fear of flying!). Otherwise she might visit the Carolinas and THEN we'd be in a spot of mischief! Hehe :)

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Still a clown,doesnt matter which restroom it goes to


That's right! Male or female, they're all filth! :evil:

[DownWithTheClowns]

You just be thankful she has aviophobia (fear of flying!). Otherwise she might visit the Carolinas and THEN we'd be in a spot of mischief! Hehe :)

i would think so!!! :? eek... i can see teh headlines now- "Clown-look alike envades the Carolinas- Coulrophobics Scared to Death" lol. (yes, once again with the too much sugar)

[simienne]

You just be thankful she has aviophobia (fear of flying!). Otherwise she might visit the Carolinas and THEN we'd be in a spot of mischief! Hehe :)

i would think so!!! :? eek... i can see teh headlines now- "Clown-look alike envades the Carolinas- Coulrophobics Scared to Death" lol. (yes, once again with the too much sugar)

Oy-oy, careful! That's still my grandmother you're talking about! :) Hehehe.

[DownWithTheClowns]

i know, lol, i was only kidding. sides- my aunt looks like a clown.. not realyl the poofy hair but with teh excessive make up.. :? im spose ta go visit her in Florida soon.

[simienne]

What IS it with aging relatives? I'm a bit scared. I mean, it doesn't bode too well for us now does it? :shock:

[DownWithTheClowns]

i don't know... but it's not very funny. :shock: specially when u see ur relatives and they have all that make up (the chicks i mean, hopefully neways lol) and then they walk towards u to give u a kiss on the cheek... i jus wanna run when that happens :shock:

[simienne]

I usually do! :) But I avoided it by emigrating! :) Haha!

[King_Louie]

Not really clown related, but has anyone ever been to one of those family parties and then you get there and see over 150 people, of which you only know like... 10? I have. Pretty scary. Weird strangers telling you're getting big, how's school, etc, etc... :shock:

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

haha well.. I'm not quite old enough to move lol :?

[simienne]

All in good time, DWTC! :)

Yes Louie, family reunions are a bit odd. And often scope for a clown entertainer to terrorise your little cousins. I always found them a bit odd - pointless, but with vol-au-vents! ;)

[King_Louie]

'Odd' is an understatement! :wink: Got my first bad clown experience at one of those parties when I was like 5/6. Damn my aunt! :evil:

:o

[simienne]

Aunts are not good for you and DWTC are they? :( Boo.

[DownWithTheClowns]

no, they just dont agree with us! :cry: one of my aunts is normal at least lol. but then my uncle (her husband) his hair is like a clowns and he acts like one sometimes :cry: :cry: i just cant get away from it!!!

[simienne]

As long as he doesn't wear greasepaint, you're probably safe.

[DownWithTheClowns]

yeah i guess im safe... as long as he doesnt bring outa water-squirting flower...

[King_Louie]

water-squirting flower...
Those are what a gun is to a soldier, water-squirting flowers... Bet those get issued as a standard weapon at clown school... :?

:o

[simienne]

Those and slap-sticks. And hooters. If your uncle has these other items, you're in trouble.

[King_Louie]

And hooters.
Thank god Babylon told me all the translations for hooters, else you would have left me very confuzzled! :D

:o

[simienne]

Heheheh. Language is a dangerous thing! :lol:

[rayneld]

i m confuzzled.. what r hooters besides... yeh... :?

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol. those noise makers that are usually on bikes. horns in other words lol. but yeah- i dont think my uncle has one of those siminne, (pfhew! lol)

[simienne]

Be safe! Check his cupboards!! :)

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol. actaully- i saw him just this past sunday when i hadto go to GA to vist my sick gramma ( :cry: ) and he didnt have anything ....out that is :?

[simienne]

Isn't it terrible when you suspect your own family? Just ask him: "Uncle, are you a clown?". See what he says! I might try that with my Nan next time I'm home. Haha!

[simienne]

Isn't it terrible when you suspect your own family? Just ask him: "Uncle, are you a clown?". See what he says! I might try that with my Nan next time I'm home. Haha!

[King_Louie]

And what if he says yes? Run like hell?

:o

[simienne]

Well if he says yes, DWTC has her lighter, right? :)
I seem to remember Pyro had a flamethrower.... Not that I'm encouraging people to set light to family members you understand. It's not very nice now, is it? :D
Personally, I'd just tell on him. Hehehe. :lol:
"Mum! Uncle Wade is a clown!" (or whatever his name is!). See what happens...

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol eek. scary thoughts.. but yeah- lol- i actually did have my lighter. not on purpose but it was in my bag! lol and maybe he deserves to be lit on fire!!! sides-i cant ever let my uncle mikey ever know i hate clowns. he woud rag me so bad about that.. and then dress up like a clown!!! :cry:

[King_Louie]

Where does this uncle of yours live huh? Maybe I can make a couple of calls... 8)

:o

[simienne]

Probably best keep quiet then. My uncle Eddie would be the same.

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol in Georgia (whoohoo! one state down! lol)

[simienne]

We could sneak down there and check out his wardrobe. You know, remove all the nylon wigs, squirty flowers, and polka-dot trousers. Bit of a crap clown without the right gear! And if we find greasepaint about his person, we'll get you out of there!!!

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol good deal, good deal :wink:

[simienne]

Bonza! :) To Georgia!

Who else is coming with us then?

[King_Louie]

Will you pay for my airplane ticket? Then I'll bring the beer! :wink:

:o

[simienne]

Somehow Louie, I doubt it'd be the same without you. :) But you'll have to bring an AWFUL lot of beer. And wear clogs. ;)

[King_Louie]

Both can be arranged. And I'll wear a T-shirt that says WTF? Don't know why that would be interesting, but I just like that shirt! :wink:

:o

[simienne]

A fashion tip for all you forum readers there! ;)
I feel I should wear some sort of hat. It being an occasion and all! Hehehe. :D

[King_Louie]

You'll find it at Thinkgeek.com (http://www.thinkgeek.com). Damn I love that store... It costs me $70 to get my orders shipped to Holland, but it's worth it! :D

:o

[simienne]

Nice! Never thought of myself as a geek, but am probably in denial... :)

[King_Louie]

When someone calls me a geek, I consider that a compliment. Sure, I have not much of a social life... :cry: But I'm very handy with compi's. So I guess that evens out. Does it? :? Ah well. I like being a geek. :D

:o

[simienne]

Ah well, in that case "GEEK!" Hehehe.

[DownWithTheClowns]

I'm not much of a geek but thinkgeek.com is an awesome site...and we'll just say i have my own sense of style and dont follow the crowd :wink:

[simienne]

Not too much like your Uncle I hope?! Hahaha!

[King_Louie]

My style is geek. Kinda as a result of being one. And Thinkgeek.com (http://www.thinkgeek.com) rules! Wooohooo! 8)

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

hahah hell no. my uncle is all sporty-ish and i'm...well i'm not lol. if u wanna use labels (blech) im a mix of punk-goth-skater-unique lol. unique as in i add my own touches to clothes. :lol: but thinkgeek.com still rules :D

[simienne]

Not your typical Southern belle, then, eh DWTC? Haha. I'm off for some sweet iced tea... :wink:

[DownWithTheClowns]

southern belle? HELL no. but, i do have that WONDERFUL southern belle accent *rolls her eyes* funfun lol. man- u get the best sweet iced tea in SC. anywhere else u gotta add like a pound of sugar for it to be good lol :D

[King_Louie]

Aight y'all! Yeeehaaaa! :?

Sorry, to much TV. But still, rednecks rule! WOOHOO! :D

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol we dont say "yehaa'

and imnotta redneck! :P

[King_Louie]

You don't say Yeeehaaaa? Damn Dukes of Hazzard, they tricked me. And if you're not a redneck, yet, just take some string and rub it against your neck real fast. Bet it'll turn red? :P

:o

[simienne]

I have fallen in love with the accent down here. Which is great, cos being a Brit they all like mine too! Everyone's a winner, baby! :)

[DownWithTheClowns]

lol the accent gets irritating tho coz ppl look at me weird when i say y'all (those that arent natives of the south that is :wink: ) and not too many ppl say they like southern accents..except for guys.. heh thats always a plus :wink:

[simienne]

I love the southern accent - on guys and gals! It's just too darn cute, y'all! ;) Hehe. Except on a clown. OBVIOUSLY.

[King_Louie]

Southerns rule! Think of Smokey and the Bandit! That movie alt.total.rocks! :D (Don't know if that movie has anything to do with Southerns, but it still rocks!) And of course the Dukes of Hazzard. Good tv! :D

:o

[simienne]

I LOVED the Dukes of Hazzard. I was always getting into trouble for getting in and out of my parents car through the window...

[King_Louie]

Did you also welded the doors shut? And painted a big 01 on them? Bull bar attached to the front perhaps? 8)

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

lo i lvoe dukes of hazzard. i did the whole window thing too lol i got into so much trouble lol

[simienne]

Did you also welded the doors shut? And painted a big 01 on them? Bull bar attached to the front perhaps? 8)

:o

Yeeessss. Quite a feat for a 6 year old!! Haha. 8)

[King_Louie]

It sure is! Go you! :wink:

:o

[simienne]

Yeah... But I wasn't allowed to drive after that. ;) Or watch The Dukes of Hazzard for a while... Boo.

[King_Louie]

No Dukes of Hazzard? I loved that show! And The A-Team, Knight Rider, Airwolf... the good ol' days!

[simienne]

Me too - fab shows. And CHIPS, and the tv series of the Incredible Hulk, and... I fear I am showing my age now. :(

[King_Louie]

Either we're not watching the same TV, or you're older than 17! :D

[kleenbasstheclown]

What are you guys nuts? there is nothing better then a femaleeeeeee clown omg they are hot, and just hot You guys are crazy






!Proud Clown Lover!

[simienne]

I am quite a bit older than 17, Louie. And also grew up watching British, rather than Dutch, telly.

I think kleenbasstheclown needs a bully (as my brother would say).... ;)

[King_Louie]

Dutch TV mainly consists of American shows, subtitled. And of course some dutch TV shows but they're soooo boring... Zzzz...

[simienne]

About clogs, cheese, windmills, and dope I suppose! :D

[King_Louie]

Mainly dope. Cooking with Weed is really starting to annoy me... :x

[simienne]

Hahaha. Nice.
I never much liked gardening and cookery shows either! ;)
That said, you never see too many clowns on those types of shows.

[SHARKLADY16]

My cousin Cynthia was a clown. God, Can you imagine having one of your own relatives be a clown? :shock:
How scary is that! Personally, She would have been better as an executive assistant.
Hell, I wouldn't have gotten so upset even with her doing a job as an exotic dancer.
At least she'd get some positive attention. :P

[DIECLOWNS!]

my brother fucked a female clown before i dont know y he said she still her make-up on to