Clowns are peta'Q!

[Parallax]

As we all know, most clowns are idiotic HaH DI baH, but I'm left with a question: What should we do about these grease-painted peta'Q short of actually sending them to Gret'hor? Sorry. I'm speaking in Klingon. :oops: Your thoughts?

[simienne]

My immediate thought is a request to speak English. Since, being human, I, along with most others here, am not fluent in Klingon...

[simienne]

My immediate thought is a request to speak English. Since, being human, I, along with most others here, am not fluent in Klingon...

[Parallax]

Point taken. :oops: What I'm saying is "Clowns are scum".

[simienne]

Well, why didn't you SAY? ;) I quite agree. Oddly enough, I suspect we all do. ;) So, what do you suggest? APART from explosives...

[King_Louie]

Hmm... I wonder what a Klingon clown would look like. Doubt they even have a word for it. But if they have, it would be translated as 'fallen one'.

:o

[Dislike clowns]

*tries really hard not to say it*

So, um, if you're gonna be that nerdly, atleast get the Klingon/English dictionary, and convert the whole post. You p'weck.

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is: Unless you're really into the hard-core nerdy guys, learning Klingon isn't that much of a useful skill. Your efforts would be much better wasted doing anti-clown stuff that most everybody else could understand. ;)

[Parallax]

Which is what I'm doing now. :wink: Using a language that clowns can't understand, like Klingon for example. :) Even if the clown peta'Q have spies here, I highly doubt the could figure out what our plans are for them. :wink: Also, I finished an anti-clown pic of Klingons laying the smackdown on some clowns. 8)

[simienne]

Oh boy... But if neither your coulrophobic compadres here, nor the clowns we all loathe, watch Star Trek to the point of obsession, you're fighting a rather lone battle aren't you, Parallax?

[King_Louie]

Come on, let him have his Klingon. I say weird things in latin, who cares? And you're learning something too. Whenever someone calls you a peta'Q, just put a taj in his/her ear and the jagh will be defeated. Then just go to a tach and have a HIq. After all, Heghle'neH QaQ jajvam! :lol:

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

well damn, y'all smart people are just tryin to put us others who don't know anoter language fluently out in the cold aren't ya?!? :cry: at least explain to the less educated WHAT you're sayin :( and i cant really reply to the intended subject coz i don't know what it means!! :cry: :cry:

[King_Louie]

Now, now, DWTC. Don't cry. I don't know Klingon either, just found a dictionary online! But, here's what I said:
Come on, let him have his Klingon. I say weird things in latin, who cares? And you're learning something too. Whenever someone calls you a not so nice word, just put a knife in his/her ear and the enemy will be defeated. Then just go to a bar and have a beer.
After all, it is a good day to die!

See! Didn't make sense at all. But in a strange language, it looks cool. :D

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

KL- thank u for clearin that up! now i don't feel as left out nemore!! :lol:

and to Parallax- (Or KL, whoever) please define what the original question was, please, so i can answer properly. :)

[King_Louie]

Parallax wanted to know what we're going to do about the clowns...

:o

[DownWithTheClowns]

obviously. what i meant was, what do the words in klingon mean? but no matter.

and about the clowns- better not state my ideas. don't want to start another oldie-newbie fight :wink: besides- i think y'all get the gist of what i wanna do to the damn things :wink:

[simienne]

As we all know, most clowns are idiotic HaH DI baH, but I'm left with a question: What should we do about these grease-painted peta'Q short of actually sending them to Gret'hor? Sorry. I'm speaking in Klingon. :oops: Your thoughts?

I'm with you, DWTC. Parallax - what does all this mean?

[Parallax]

HaH DI baH is Klingon for "meat" or "Animal". "peta'Q is an insult(not so nice word). Gret'hor is the Klingon version of Hell. It's where the dishonored Klingons go when they die.

[simienne]

Thank you, Parallax! :)
BTW, do you actually know all this stuff, or do you look up Klingon in a dictionary each time you use it?

[Parallax]

I know some of the stuff, but I also have an autographed copy of "The Klingon Dictionary" for spelling purposes. :) In the fanfic Emerald Sunrise my Green Lantern character speaks Klingon when he's REALLY pised off. :)

[King_Louie]

Why Klingon when you're pissed off? I usually speak a completely different language then... mainly consists of 'f-words', if you know what I mean. :wink:

:o

[simienne]

Maybe speaking Klingon loudly lets him get away with 'swearing' in front of his mum...? ;) :lol:
But can you ask for a hotel room and a ham sandwich? :lol:

[Parallax]

Maybe speaking Klingon loudly lets him get away with 'swearing' in front of his mum...? ;) :lol:
But can you ask for a hotel room and a ham sandwich? :lol: :lol: That, and my way of driving clowns crazy! (If they WEREN'T crazy already!) :wink: BTW, my mom understands Klingon and can use it as well as I can. :)

[simienne]

Better mind your language in front of her then, eh? ;)
Live long and prosper, La Famille Parallax! Hehe.

[King_Louie]

* Parallax, first day at school: * Greetings, earthlings. I come in peace. Unless you piss me of, then I'll send you to Gret'hor! :wink:

:o

[Parallax]

Better mind your language in front of her then, eh? ;)
Live long and prosper, La Famille Parallax! Hehe. Who do you think taught me in using Klingon besides MArc Okrand? :wink: :lol: