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    They're following me...

    My apartment block got wrecked in an enormous thunderstorm the other night. Drains flooded. Fragrant. In amongst the Red Cross vans and the Disaster Relief trucks (I'm not kidding), there was a bloody CLOWN!!! Why was there a clown? To cheer up the children of the water-sodden apartments...
    And to scare the pants off the coulrophobic that also tries to live there...

    This is too scary. You can imagine my reaction when returning home from work to be greeted by a begreasepainted grinning minion of Satan. Now I'm scared to go out of my flat. What if he's lurking in the bushes after he's finished his day shift with the modelling balloons?

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    Clowns are drawn to disaster. It makes their targets weak. Feeling down and sad, they try to cheer you up using balloon animals. (Yeah, like that helps) But sometimes it works. Then they're able to kidnap a young child from it's parents... Just awful...

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    What IS it with balloon animals? I don't get it! And why are they near my flat? Hurumph.
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    Simple. Cause clowns were getting defeated as children when they dried to hurt an animal! They tried to burn an ant with a magnifying glass, the ant called his friends and they bit the clown. Tried to annoy a dog, dog bit them in the leg. See? That's why they make balloon animals! Those don't fight back!
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    You might have a point.
    I always thought it was a bit of a fetish...
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    Quote Originally Posted by simienne
    I always thought it was a bit of a fetish...
    Uhm... scary thought... No more x-rated television for you!

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    Yes, THANK YOU, Louie!
    Not MY fetish, you idiot - the clowns'!
    Oh nevermind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by simienne
    Not MY fetish, you idiot - the clowns'!
    I got that! Jeez, if balloon animals was your fetish, I wouldn't even talk to you!

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    A fair point, well made.
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    lol ya know u two- this convo so far has been VERY interesting...fetishes, x-rated tv... odd range dontcha think? anyhoo- i hate balloon animals. ESPECIALLY when they're hats at the same time.. eek...
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    Animals should not be on your head. Look at bats, people always start screaming when there's a bat in their hair! Balloon bats. Now there's a scary thought!

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    I can't wait for Hallowe'en...
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    :P I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?
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    :P I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?
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    Clown genetics?

    I can't wait for halloween either. I have interesting memories from last Halloween. I wore a "can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." shirt and got yelled at by a lady because her, get this, father-in-law, was a clown! Why would you marry someone who's father was a clown? What if it's hereditary or something? ugh... That just sends shivers down my spine. Which leads me to my question: is being a clown hereditary?
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