mime calls bingo-or not

[rainbowtheclown]

This is an experience i had with a mime many years ago. I am open to the idea of a good mime but my experience with them has caused me not to trust them.

I was working at a picnic and the employee who was supposed to call bingo was sick.The only person available was the mime. he felt that artistically he should not be placed in a position where he should be required to speak.

ok,i do not agree with placing artistic concerns over the happiness of the public,but i would understand the mime's position better if he did not ARGUE VERBALLY for 30 minutes against TALKING!!!!!!

MIME MOONLIGHTING AS SANTA

You would think I learned my lesson,but being green I trusted this mime again to be Santa Clause at a conservative adult christmas party with a law firm.He kept making double entendre jokes to the women--'"c'mon,sit down I got a big present for you.." we did not get that client the next year but--

a year later the mime called back wondering why i had not called him for more work,I was so freaked i could not talk to him.

[lordimmunitas]

ok,i do not agree with placing artistic concerns over the happiness of the public,but i would understand the mime's position better if he did not ARGUE VERBALLY for 30 minutes against TALKING!!!!!!

I think thats one of the funniest and most ironic things I've heard in my life!

[rainbowtheclown]

believe me it is not made up

[Man_From_UNCLE]

i would understand the mime's position better if he did not ARGUE VERBALLY for 30 minutes against TALKING!!!!!!

I expect this type of behavior from a monochromatic moron...

[Rodney]

monochromatic moron

man, that's just beautiful

Great story clown lady. Nice to know that even clowns are annoyed by mimes

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

monochromatic moron

man, that's just beautiful

Great story clown lady. Nice to know that even clowns are annoyed by mimes

Hey Rod, getting any ideas for t-shirts again?

[DownWithTheClowns]

Hey Rod, getting any ideas for t-shirts again?

hahaha I was just getting ready to ask the same thing!

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Hey Rod, getting any ideas for t-shirts again?

I want one!

[I_hate_clowns_%100]

I want one!

ME TOO! Since I proposed the idea...:P

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Matbe I'll add the line to my sig...

[Rodney]

I want one!

Don't temp me...I might just do it!

I have a new logo for ihatemimes.com and I'm getting ready to redesign/revamp the site.

Do you mind if I use that phrase manfru? It might make a cool addition. It has a very nice ring to it.

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Don't temp me...I might just do it!

I have a new logo for ihatemimes.com
Do you mind if I use that phrase manfru?

Go for it! Maybe sling me a sticker if you go that route?

[Clownicide]

ok,i do not agree with placing artistic concerns over the happiness of the public,but i would understand the mime's position better if he did not ARGUE VERBALLY for 30 minutes against TALKING!!!!!!

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how completely ridiculous; why do these 'monochromatic morons' appear he//-bent on making themselves out to be bigger idiots?

and that is a great idae for a t-shirt rodney!

[Man_From_UNCLE]

Incidentally, there will never be any such thing as a good mime. They suck; they have always sucked, and they WILL ALWAYS suck!

[lordimmunitas]

On the subject of Bingo - dont u think it just sux too? Two of my mates took me to the bingo in Glasgow a few weeks bak and I totally fecked it up! Partly because I had no interest or in anything bingo related - and mostly coz I ended up Drunkety drunk drunk! Made a false call in the last full house - the old ladies were close to smothering me with their bingo wings - hilarious!